The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Bla bla bla 44]

Me: Well this escalated quickly. Assassins i can beat you with just a fart.
*Everyone looks at me like i'm crazy.
Me: What... it was just an expression!
I start shooting multiple ki-balls, thus killing those weak, useless assassin scums.

EDIT: NEW PAGE!

[Shane]

*a red-haired girl enters*
Girl: "What's going on here?"
Kim: "They're trying to kill everyone here..."
*Shane notices something in the sky*
Shane: "Time for my ultimate weapon!"
*everyone except for Kim stares at me*
Shane: "Raichu! Come on out!"
*Shane throws a Poké Ball and a Pikachu comes out*
Girl: "That's a Pikachu."
Shane: "Raichu, use--"
Girl: "Oh, look, brains!"
*the girl points at a brain floating in the sky, then takes a wand from her jacket's pocket*
Girl: "Accio brains!"
*everyone watches the brains as it floats to the girl - and then it begins to strangle her*
Kim: "We've got to do something!"
*the fighting resumes*
Shane: "Raichu, improvise while Kim and I attempt to do something!"
Raichu: "Pi-pika-pikachu!"
*Raichu uses Thunder on an assassin*

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:...
*continues to kill the assassins*

[Shane]

*Shane attempts to slice the brain-monster-thing in half but the Keyblade breaks*
Kim: "Darn, that's not good..."
*Raichu uses Ice Beam and freezes an assassin behind nbaheen*
Shane: "This is going to end badly..."
*Shane throws the remains of his Keyblade at an assassin behind Bla bla bla 44*
Shane: "FROZEN-"
Kim: "PYRO-"
Shane & Kim: "-KEN!"
*Shane fires an ice beam at the assassins in the sky whilst Kim fires a fire beam at them*
*The beams combine to create a water beam*
Shane: "It's raining again..."
Kim: "Good thing too, that brain's running away..."
*A zombie appears and picks it up, eating it*
Kim: "That is so-"
Shane: "Since when can zombies use Poké Balls?"

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:thanks,Raichu..wait these guys are dragons..
*nbaheen touches his glove and his dragonslayer pet appears*
nbaheen: boy,show them what you got
Dragonslayerragon assassin OK
*Dragonslayer joins the fight with his Blade*

[Shane]

??? (B): "Damn, they know that most of us have been cursed with dragon blood! RETREAT!"
??? (C): "RETREAT AND RUN TO ASSASSINATE ANOTHER DAY!"
??? (D): "It's not over yet, Neumann!"
*assassins detonate smoke bombs and disappear... except for four who remain*
*Shane holds his Keyblade tightly above his head*
Shane: "Leave now--"
Assassin (1): "We won't leave our friend."
Assassin (2) : "Thanks to her, we are able to control our abilities."
Shane: "Wha?"
Assassin (3): "Ever hear of the legendary Dragon Riders?"
Shane: "Huh? Legendary--"
Assassin (4): "Guess not."
*assassins remove their gas masks*
Assassin (1): "Carrie Handschuhklinge, pyromancer."
Assassin (2): "Sjane Handschuhklinge, the pyromancer's older sister and the inventor of the Random Effect Spell. How on Earth do you know it, by the way?"
Shane: "Dunno--"
Assassin (3): "Chris Klingehandschuh, a Master-at-Arms and also a Keyblade wielder."
Assassin (4): "Ken Blaze, a Sourcecaster. You don't know what it is, do you, Shane?"
Kim: "Where's Claire Abbot?"
Ken: "She fell ill this morning, so she couldn't come. She'll be furious to know that we left without her."
Sjane: "And before I could get to her to attempt to cure her, everyone was summoned for."
Carrie: "A pity, really. She said she'd always wanted to meet a Super Inhuman. Super Inhumans are unbelievably rare."
Chris: "Even humans who know stuff of Draconia and so on. Like me."
Shane: "Nice meeting you all, but..."
*Heartless appear*
Shane: "... this is more important than talking now!"
*Shane, Kim, Ken, Sjane, Carrie and Chris begin to fight the Heartless*

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:more heartless...you can go back guys
*nbaheen's pets disappear*
*nbaheen also begins to fight the heartless*

[Shane]

*The Heartless seem to teleport away whenever Shane attempts to attack them*
Shane: "Why are you scared of me? I thought you guys had no emotion."
Kim: "Maybe the Keyblade? No, it's broken..."
Shane: "Lucky I had two. Enestebi!"
*Shane's broken Keyblade gets fixed and teleports to Shane*
Shane: "This is better. Use the Oblivion Keyblade. I'll go with Oathkeeper."
*Kim takes Oblivion from Shane and continues bashing Heartless into hearts*
Bla bla bla 44: "Okay, I'm going to watch this. I'm a bit tired after all that ki-blasts. And it's my birthday, so I don't fight on my birthday."
*Bla bla bla 44 begins to eat popcorn*
Shane: "Okay... Say, nbaheen, could you guard Bla bla bla 44?"

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kushagra: Well I can protect 44.
Shane: :P Do as you wish
Kushagra: AWESOME x222222222222222222222222222

*Kushagra uses Fire, Water, Wind, Earth, and 5th Element Dragons*
Kushagra: Kill the Heartless my pets!

Fire kills: 42385474359052903259078
Water kills: 43289790274982490284482
Wind kills: 43204852905983058209592
Earth kills: 4329848908248720493894290
5th element kills: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[Shane]

*Even more Heartless show up, twice as powerful as before*
Shane: "5^th element Dragon? Must be the Spirit Elemental."
*Shane throws his Keyblade upwards, killing an Air Soldier Heartless*
*a mysterious man in a black robe appears*
Man: "You shall do well in Castle Oblivion... Come with me, Super Inhumans."
Shane: "Not without these Heartless slain!"
*Shane grabs his Keyblade and spins in a 720° spin, killing four Soldier Heartlesses*
Kim: "Besides, we don't trust you."
Shane: "Hey, Kushagra, can you create a copy of yourself?"