The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:...lets use the old space cannon
nbaheen starts to tap his phone and a giant blue ray hits the ground from the sky and blows everything
nbaheen:come on lets go
Deno(whispers to himself):humans must me crazy!

[Electric2Shock]

alright this is my first post here so don't burn me if there are some mistakes

World War XXVII

ES: I will just call Zeus (the God of lightning)
ES: :typing some numbers on his phone

ES: Hey, Zeus there?
Zeus: Whatever it is, mortal, dont disturb me.

ES: HOLY sh*t WHAT TO DO NOW?
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Meanwhile, in another planet in space, between two fabrics of dimensions............ (unreal tournament touch)
There was an onslaught match taking place.

XAN: Duck faster next time!
then, somebody uses a lightning gun to deliver him a head-shot, but misses.........
Malcolm: Hold still dammit

Unknowingly, the lightning shot a barrel far away in Earth, where ES was having problems handling his foes.

The lightning strike shot a barrel full of highly-destructive-inflammable-etc. fuel which exploded, incinerating all his foes.

ES: OH YEAH
ES: AREA SECURE
ES: I DOMINATE
ES: HAHAHA

[Shane]

Shane: "Wait, did you guys just feel that massive energy?"
Kim: "It felt like it came from... Greece..."
Shane: "I guess we'll go there after we defeat all this Glorphian invaders!"
Deno: "They're retreating... That's weird..."
Kim: "Let's just find out what is going on, okay?"
nbaheen: "I wonder if they are going to return..."
Kushagra: "Everyone does."

[offtopic]

alright this is my first post here so don't burn me if there are some mistakes

I promise not to burn you. I don't like fire anyway.
[/offtopic]

[nbaheen]

nbaheen: so lets go to greece than
Kush:great,i will kick you guys till there
nbaheen: oh no you won't,since you two forgot how to fly then i'll just teleport us there
nbaheen opens a portal and everyone enters
they found themselves in the middle of an arena with two man charging toward them from both sides
nbaheen:ah
nbaheen teleports them to seats
nbaheen:that was close,now to find the huge energy which was coming from here

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: Hey! ES! Long time no see!
ES: Kush there is no time for talking! Just blow these guys up!
Kush: Ok!
*Kushagra uses Darkspine Flames*

[Shane]

Giant spiders appear!
Shane: "I hate these things..."
Kim: "So do I. But at least I'm immune to poison, so they're not that dangerous to me!"
Kim ignites a barrel nearby them with a fireball, which causes the barrel to explode. The spiders are blown to smithereens.
Deno: "Talk about overkill..."

[nbaheen]

romans warriors start to charge toward the group
nbaheen:never thought i would see roman soldiers
the romans attack everyone
nbaheen dodges one attack then kicks the man which disappears
nbaheen:i think these are clones,or just lifeless puppets or golems

[Shane]

Shane: "In the Castlevania games, anyone who gets killed disappears, most of the time. Either just like that, or with explosions."
Kim: "Shane, we're 21, and, by the looks of things, we're the only ones who have aged of the group."
Deno: "Here comes the Greek, looking like a salad..."
Kim: "What."
Shane: "Greek?"

[nbaheen]

nbaheenalad?...
nbaheen looks at Deno for a few seconds then turns his hand into a long thin sword and starts to attack the greeks
then he makes some rocks jump out of the ground and crash greeks

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: SPARTAN!
*Kush blows up a RED GIANT STAR and uses PLANETARY NEBULA on the greeks*
Shane: How did you blow the star up?
Kush: 5th elemental. I can do anything.
Greek 1: That small kid looks weak.
Greek 2: Let's kill him!
Greek 3: Yeah!
Kush: Not so fast...
*Kush uses LOTUS SLASH*
* The Greeks die!*
Kush: Meteor Shower!
*A bunch of meteors fall from the sky*
Kush: Polar Volcano!
*An explosion occurs and ice spikes rain from the sky*
Kush: Thunder Serpent Attack!
*An electric snake appears*