The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:explain please

[Shane]

Shane: "Kim? Are you... okay?"
Kim: "Yeah, why wouldn't I be? This thread's finished."
nbaheen: "I still don't understand..."
Shaie: "I think she's gone a bit... crazy..."
Kushagra: "Who knows?"
Kim: "Finished as in, over, done, or whatever. I'll ask a staff member to lock this."
Shane: "... Kim, this isn't the forums."
Kushagra: "Yeah!"
Shaie: "Kim really has gone crazy, hasn't she..."
nbaheen: "Yes..."

[nbaheen]

n-evil:gone?,she was crazy from the time we meted her
nbaheen: so where were we
Kim:i am going to look for a staff member now...
nbaheen:maybe she should visit a doctor

[chonkasaurusbotato]

*Kush scans Kim's mind*
Kush: Darkness is taking over, and the only method to cure mental darkness is by using Death Sleep. It can be done only by Shane, because they are both Inhumans.
Shane: What should I do?
Kush: We have to go to my planet. It is a floating meteor now, but it was filled with 5th elementals. Legend has it that the Dragon EXA-DB can do almost anything, including getting tamed by the "Chosen One". It will be either Shane, nbaheen, or me. Lets get Kim there before she does something randomly nuts.

[Shane]

Kim: "HEY! DOES NOBODY LISTEN TO ME? LOCK THIS THREAD BEFORE I PM AN ADMIN OR MODERATOR!"
Shane: "Kim..."
Kim: "What?"
Shane: "Which admin? Or which moderator?"
Kim: "Blue Phoenix, or Simoneon, maybe. Ooh, or maybe Reaper... but I don't think his abilities reach into Forum Games... Uhh... Azriel could, or maybe MH-Razen. Alectric or Ramond could, as well. I wonder..."
Shane: "Uhhh..."
Kushagra: "I think she's broken the fourth wall."
nbaheen: "Whatever."

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: Shane, do SOMETHING! I am getting annoyed....

[Shane]

Shane: "I have absolutely no idea what to do!"
Kim: "... Just lock this thread already!"
Kushagra: "I'm getting very annoyed now!"
nbaheen: "So am I!"
Deno: "I think everyone except Shane is annoyed."
Shaie: "You've got that right. If it wasn't for Shane and Kim's curse, I'd kill her."

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: How I wish you weren't cursed. I would blast her to the sun.

[nbaheen]

n-evil:ME TOO!lets just kill her!
nbaheen(t):good god,don't shout evil
nbaheen:does anyone here know how to cure craziness,or at least bring it down to the craziness she used to have

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: You know what? Let's kill both Shane and Kim. Wayne and Kimberley will also die. End of discussion.
Shane: Hey don't!