The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Shaun: "... Wrong. I can feel WJM and K Ingrid Meanae's energy signatures coming closer..."
Kimberley: "... They're hiding it, but Nobodies can sense hidden energy signatures."
Keira: "... I think I understand what Shane and Kim have to do with the existence of the universe. On Shane's 18^th birthday, he and Kim got two armbands - which, once put on, is irremovable. Inside of that thing is some sort of bomb, I guess, which, if the one dies, will cause a massive universal explosion that will end existence. But that's just my guess, I dunno if that's true or anythin'."
Ella: "Blah blah blah. Fourty-four--"
Bla bla bla 44 appears and collides with a wall.
Bla bla bla 44: "Hey! What's going on here?"
Ella: "Oh, sorry. I guess I accidentally teleported you here..."
Everyone in the room facefaults.
Ella: "... Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
Bla bla bla 44 disappears and finds himself back home.

Bla bla bla 44: "Oh, great... Here I go again!"
He starts flying to Gansbaai.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:where is he going anyway?...
n-evil:armbands which blow up the universe?i would have facepalmed if i had a body
nbaheen(t):today has been one weird day
nbaheen: so,can we just continue moving
Shaun:i just said WJM and K ingr

[Shane]

Shaun: "... I have no idea."
Kimberley: "Unlike our Somebodies, we watch television. There's a watch in a cartoon that can cause universal destruction when it self-destructs... what was it called again... Ben eleven? I can't remember its name..."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:well that brought back old memories,it's name was Ben 10,but what does a cartoon have to do with this?
kimberly:well...
nbaheen:i have got to take a vacation from all this
n-evil:you can't,great power comes with great price or with great power comes great resposibility
nbaheen(t):i know that,i am saying i have got to take a vacation from all this confusing,completely illogical things that are happening
n-good:ya,you should give your brain a rest
n-evillease good,this brain is more powerful then a computer
n-good:yeah,but logical and illogical things can even blow a super server up
n-eviluper servers don't know logic and a brain does
nbaheen(t):can you two stop arguing about my brain and super servers,wait what does super servers have to do with this?
n-good and n-evil:i dunno your the expert on these things
nbaheen(t):...just stop arguing on my brain,servers and logic

[Shane]

Kimberley opens a laptop.
Kimberley: "Tetrax senses the Omnitrix and comes to Earth to warn Ben about it. The watch is in self-destruct mode and will destroy itself along with Ben (and the universe, but Tetrax does not reveal this until later). Ben, Tetrax, and his pilot, Gluto, travel across the galaxy to find Azmuth, the creator of the Omnitrix. Gwen soon appears on the ship to help Ben. They find the DNA signature of Azmuth in the Omnitrix and find that he is on Incarcecon, the prison planet..."
Shaun: "... What?"
Kimberley: "I looked it up."
Shaun: "And... it destroys itself?"
Kimberley: "Yep. Somewhat similar to the armbands, but the manicles - as it is called - are way different. You can't transform into alien forms, and things like that."
Shaun: "I'm seeing ducks around my head..."
nbaheen: "I really have to go on a vacation so that I can get away from all this confusing, completely illogical things that are happening..."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen stares for a few seconds
nbaheen:yep i am going to go on a vacation
n-evil: oh how about some tropical island
nbaheen(t):too tropical and too many people
n-good:ahm...how about draconia
nbaheen(t):no way,too many subworlds and i don't want to travel to another planet
n-good:then how about...oh! Dubai?
nbaheen(t):too hot
n-evil:then how about the north pole
nbaheen(t):too cold and besides,i can't just take a vacation,there is all the things i have to do,i should just go and free this planet then i will go in some perfect place with out any illogical things
n-evil:where on earth are you going to find a place like that
nbaheen(t):the world which i made by myself

[Shane]

Shaun: "Can we visit?"
nbaheen: "No."
Kimberley: "Besides, we're illogical, right?"
A sudden explosion came from north as a robed guy crashes into a wall behind nbaheen. nbaheen turns around.
Ella: "Bamboori has been defeated, but by who?"
Keira: "Look over there."
It was a guy with green eyes, blonde hair, and a sword. Then he sighed, and his hair turned purple, his eyes blue.
Shaun: "It looks like Trunks from Dragon Ball Z Kai."
????: "Well, I see you're here to save Shane and Kim as well."
Kimberley: "Sounds like him, too."
????: "Huh?"
Keira: "Are you familiar with Goku?"
????: "He's a character from the Dragon Ball anime. He turns Super Saiyan since Dragon Ball Z, or Dragon Ball Z Kai, and has a son named Gohan."
Ella: "... Who are you?"
????: "Henry Zenotron, king of a Draconian country, Alijua. I'm a Super Inhuman, although I bear similarities with Trunks, I guess..."
????2: "Hey! Henry! Are you talking with the enemy?"
Henry: "No, Taia, I'm talking with friends of Shane and Kim."
A girl with red hair, yellow eyes and two daggers came through the hole in the wall.
Taia: "I see. I am Taia Zenotron, queen of Alijua."
Keira: "Weird names of Draconia, I guess."

[nbaheen]

n-evil:what isn't weird in draconia?
nbaheen(t):yep,i definitely need a vacation
nbaheen: so what brought you two to earth?

[Shane]

Henry & Taia: "Earth?"
Henry: "This isn't Earth, this is Titan, Saturn's largest moon."
Taia: "Yeah, and we're lucky this building has an air supply otherwise we'd be dead now."
nbaheen (thinking): "I definitely have to go on a vacation so that I can get away from all this confusing, completely illogical things that are happening. Seriously, what gives with all this confusion and illogical stuff?"
Keira (telepathically): "It's probably someone's idea of a joke, nbaheen."
nbaheen (thinking): "Stay out of my thoughts."
Keira (telepathically): "Sorry."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:titan?you have to be kidding me,we might as well fly back to earth
keira:fly back?do you want to be killed in a vacuum
nbaheen:no,i can always make a portal
n-evil:does anyone know how we got to titan?
n-good:good question
nbaheen(t):a better question will be:what is wrong with this world and its logic and laws?
n-good:yeah,that's definitely a better question