The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[nbaheen]

nbaheen: well,at least its something that i actually like for once
John:ah...what is wrong with nbaheen?
keira:he is having a bit of an illogical day

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keira:NEW PAGE!
nbaheen:well,looks like you went crazy like kim
Kim:I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keira:who said that again?!

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: What the Sonic?
Sonic: Hey Kush!
Kush: Take these Soul Emeralds!
*Sonic becomes Hyper Sonic*
HS: HYPER SONIC BOOM!
*Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotonik dies*
HS: OYEAH! UH HUN!

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:i have got beat these guys who are ruling earth and then take a vacation,lets just continue moving
Sjane:what?
nbaheen looks at Sjane then continues walking
the entire group follows
Sjane:how dare he ignored a half goddess!!
Sjane falls to the ground
nbaheen(while walking):gravity is such an interesting thing
Sjane stands up

[Shane]

nbaheen walks into a wall.
nbaheen turns around and looks at Sjane.
nbaheen: "What was that for?"
Sjane: "Don't look at me, it wasn't my fault that a wall appeared there-- WHAT IN BLAZES?!"
Ella: "The walls are moving!"
Keira: "We'd have to be careful, we don't want to get crushed to death!"
nbaheen: "... I really need a vacation..."
A man appears.
Man: "You want a vacation-- huh? Why's the ground moving?"
He gets crushed to death. A lot of blood.
Sjane: "Enestebi."
The blood vanishes.
Ella: "Thanks... I was starting to feel nauseous..."

[chonkasaurusbotato]

*Spikes come out of the moving walls*
*Swinging Axes hang from the top*
Kush: Traps? Really?
*Kush calls Godzilla*
Kush: Do it Godzilla.
*Godzilla does this: *
*The walls just turn into sand*
Kush: Much better.
Everybody: He is your pet?
Kush: I have like.. about 123,456,789,009,876,543,212,345,678,900,987,654,321 pets.
*Everyone faints because of that ridiculously large number*

[nbaheen]

nbaheen(t):what is wrong with this world
nbaheen starts to fly a little up from the ground and then forward with his hands behind his back,completely ignoring that their is a Godzilla standing*
a wall jumps up in front of nbaheen
nbaheen looks at the wall for a few milliseconds and gets destroyed

[Shane]

A wall appears in front of nbaheen again, but it turns into honey.
Keira: "... I really need to work on my transforming spells, I thought the wall would disappear."
Everyone facefaults.
????: "Squirrel!"
Keira, Ella & Sjane: "OH NO... NOT THEM!"
Kushagra: "Not who?"
Keira: "The Squirrel Quartet. They're evil!"
Ella: "Yeah! They can only be beaten by using G-Cons, that are weapons that vibrate, causing music..."
Ella raises both her arms and shouts loudly, and a bolt of lightning strikes her, causing a bright flash of light. When the light fades, she has two daggers in her hands, which are crackling with electricity.
Sjane: "What!? But how?! It's impossible! How can it really exist?"
Ella: "I'm a technopath. I can control technology. So I played Draglade one day, and figured, why not try to use my ability to create a G-Con? Needless to say, it worked perfectly."
Ella begins to battle the Squirrel Quartet, who is guarding the door.

Meanwhile, back on Earth...
Kay: "... I'm bored."
Shaie: "So am I. Let's go to... someplace else."
Deno: "I wonder who that is up there?"
Kay and Shaie look up, then start hovering towards the figure.
Kay: "Excuse me, but aren't you a Namekian?"
Namekian: "Yes, I am."
Shaie: "What are you searching for?"
Namekian: "For a friend. He's missing."
Kay: "What's his name?"
Namekian: "Shane."
Shaie: "Shane?! He and Kim are held prisoner someplace, because some weird people - a blue phoenix being one of them - kidnapped them."
Namekian: "What?! Aw, man. I guess I'm going home, then."
The Namekian flies off.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen sighs
nbaheen: men, draconians,aliens and their sick sense of humor
n-evil:i know right!
John:i see now why you said you need a vacation
n-good:AH!i told you evil,not even super computers can take illogical things!
nbaheen(t):what does a super computer have to do with me again?
nbaheen looks at the squirrels then hovers towards them
Keira:WHAT IS HE DOING!?
nbaheen touches one squirrel and all of the squirrels fly and arrange themself in a pile
keira:how was that even possible
nbaheen:ella,just use your weapon on that pile
ella:ah,ok
ella uses her g-con dagger and destroys the squirrels
nbaheen:lets continue moving
nbaheen continues to hover forward

[chonkasaurusbotato]

The group faces a big thingamajiggy in the next block.
Kush: WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Kush summons Destiny Alondight*
Kush: DIE DIE DIE YOU BIG WHATEVER THE THING YOU ARE!
*Kush uses SEED AWAKENING*
*The monster gets 9001 Damage! Critical hit!*
*Kush Faints*

[nbaheen]

nbaheen_O,why did kush suddenly faint?
nbaheen makes kush's body fly off the ground
nbaheen continues to hover forward and kush's body and the group follows