The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Keira: "Chances are, Kushagra had an energy overload and lost consciousness because of it. He'll be alright, though."
????: "Squirrel-rel!"
Ella: "Not again."
Ella takes her G-Con daggers and leap attack another Squirrel Quartet, killing all four of them and turning them into cards.
Ella: "What is this? I don't even understand..."
Keira: "This looks weird. Are those clones?"
Sjane: "Must be. I do not understand how they can be cloned."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:more illogic thats how
after a long illogical* journey the group reached sir frog

*i don't think i am going to stop calling things illogical until the earth is freed

[Shane]

Sir Frog: "What is this? Earthlings? In my part of the fortress? BEGONE!"
Keira: "Not all of us are Earthlings. Me, I'm Clorensian."
Ella: "What?!"
Keira: "At least, I think so."
Everyone in the room facefault except Keira, the unconscious Kushagra, and nbaheen.
nbaheen: "I should clear my mind... Maybe then I'll be able to ignore all this illogical stuff..."
Sir Frog cuts Ella's hand off.
Ella: "AH!"
John: "He moves pretty fast for an armored frog."
Sir Frog stabs Sjane through her head.
nbaheen: "..."
Keira: "Too bad for you, but, she can't die. She'll just be revived at her Sky Fortress on her home planet."
Sir Frog slices Keira's throat with his sword.
Mysterious Voice: "Well, Keira'll just wake up there as well."
Everyone looks around. Then nbaheen sees someone unfamiliar.
nbaheen: "Over there!"
It was someone with blue hair. A teenage who had a weird object on his arm, similar to Ella.
Boy: "My name... Guy. My quest... Defeating all of these losers like that frog guy."
Ella: "Guy! It's... you... ah..."
Ella loses consciousness.
Guy: "Ella!"
A bolt of lightning strikes Guy, and the next thing anyone knows, he's wearing golden gloves. In an instant, he disappears, and Sir Frog is sent flying. The two forces soon begin fighting...

[nbaheen]

n-evil:guy?GUY?!what kind of a name is that!
n-good:i think its french name
nbaheen: so this is basically a fight between a frog and a french guy(pun intended)
John:and i am not an earthling,i am a draconian

[chonkasaurusbotato]

*Kush comes to life*
Kush: Wha... SIRFROG! DIE YOU UGLY TOAD!
Sirfrog: I am a FROG, not a toad!
*Daggeron appears*
Daggeron: My final glass of blood, isn't it?
Kush: Yup.
*Kush uses Ultimate Coordinator SEED AWAKENING*
nbaheen: He is going to use that overload attack again.
*Sirfrog dies*
*Daggeron becomes 100% pure*
*Kush faints*
*Daggeron's clothes turn into a black pair of pants, white shirt, purple jacket, purple shoes and purple half gloves*
Daggeron: So much for me....
*Daggeron uses Sacred Revival*
*Kush comes back*
Kush: Uh.. what happened?

[Shane]

A blue phoenix appears!
Sjane: "Not him again."
Blue Phoenix II: "I am the second Blue Phoenix. Fear us!"
Thousand blue phoenixes appear!
Guy: "Where's the Black Fang!?"
Everyone looks at him.
Guy: "I'm not French, by the way. Has any of you heard of Guy Fawkes?"
Keira: "Uhhh, no."
Guy facefaults.
Guy: "WHAT?!"

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:the only guys that i know are Guy of Lusignan and some french author and guy is a french name
n-good:isn't guy of Lusignan a king of the crusaders
n-evil:yeah he is...
John:ahmm guys their are thousands of phoenixes around us in case you didn't notice
n-evil:why do i have a feeling that there is going to be a lot of guy jokes

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: Phoenixes. Why you ugly little things...
*Daggeron winks at Kush*
*The duo 5th elementals (purified) use Balanced and Unbalanced Combiner*
*They become "The Chosen One"*
Chosen: This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Chosen Dragon Elo!
*A lot of multicolored dragons come out of Chosen's hands*
*All the phoenixes turn into blood*
*Chosen absorbs the blood*
Chosen: They will not do any further harm.
*Chosen separates*
Kush: Using Combiner in a long time was weird.
Daggeron: Yeah, it has been like 104 years since I last did one.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:just when i thought things couldn't get weirder then some girl who forget her own name
Keira:HEY!
nbaheen flys and turns his hand into a hammer and hits blue phoenix crashing him to the ground
n-evil:kush seems to have a thing for bloody kills...

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: N-evil, yes I do. I can't help it.
Daggeron: He is The Prince. I used to be the first heir to the throne until he was born. Always the youngest rules. That is why I was banished.
Kush: Well, what can I do. If my bloodline was the Purest Legendary, I would have made all children be in the thrones. Anyways let's go to our planet. Maybe if we are lucky we can find the Dragon Exa-DB, the first 5th elemental.
Daggeron: Our planet was a thriving place, now it is just a big chunk of rock.