The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Shane: "It appears that Kim really hates evil deeds like what Sarah was trying to do - to cause nbaheen to lose his powers. This probably sent Kim over her anger threshold and she attempted to kill her Guardian, but I don't want her dead, because if she got killed, then her friends would just get revenge, right? It would be a massive circle of murder. So I leapt in, and quickly created an illusionary version while I teleported behind a wall to see if it worked. Which it did, so I left to get this note."

Kim sighs, as she hugs Shane tightly.

Shane: "... Also, this dimension negates all negative abilities that Kim and I have, so the multiverse can't be destroyed if I die here. Anyway, there's some evil villains on Earth that need stopping, and I think you're still on your vacation, so I figured Kim and I'll handle them. Besides, it's in my hometown, and I needed to go to Gansbaai anyway, so..."

Kim took Shane's hand.

Kim: "... So you..."

Shane: "I can't control my anger either, Kim, but I guess that 'disability' has an advantage."

Kim: "Huh?"

Shane: "Because then I can overkill monsters if it happens to be like Majin Buu was."

Kim: "You mean from the anime?"

Shane: "Yep. Anyway, see ya!"

Shane and Kim disappear...

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:...my vacation was over a few days ago,but meh
nbaheen goes back to his own world

[Shane]

Shane: "Oh shoot. They're all going to eat me..."
Kim: "... If we had known this was going to happen... Shane, you can sense energy signatures, right?"
Shane: "They're all... going to eat me..."
Kim: "... I can't believe that you're that scared of people wearing gas masks--"
Shane: "THEY'RE ALL GOING TO EAT ME!!"
Shane transforms into Super Inhuman form and flies off faster than he has ever flown before.
Kim: "... Guess I'll handle this mess in Gansbaai then..."
Kim puts a gas mask on, and starts to run to the nearest shop. Everyone in town was wearing gas masks, but for unknown reasons... until Kim finds out why from people talking.
Civilian 1: "Why are they doing this?"
Civilian 2: "Don't they have better things to do than kill people with poison gas?"
Kim decides to find out what's going on.
Kim: "Who?"
Civilian 3: "... Some mad men from Germany."
Kim facepalms.
Kim: "... This is World War I all over again, isn't it..."



Meanwhile, in the skies...
Planes were making their way to Gansbaai, but one noticed Shane flying past them.
Pilot: "Shoot 'im!"
The planes turned around and opened fire. Shane sensed the bullets reaching him so he flew up, then immediately disappeared, and reappeared on top of one of the planes. Shane summons two Keyblades: Oathkeeper and Oblivion.
Shane: "Nice try!"
Shane leaps up and raises his Keyblades skywards. Pillars of light strike the nearest planes and destroys them. After the fifteenth one, Shane spun around, raising his Keyblades again.
Shane: "You're finished!"
Massive pillars of light struck the planes now, destroying every single one of them.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:great,another war
n-evil:humans are pathetic

[chonkasaurusbotato]

*Kush flies to Earth.*
Kush: Why in the world is there WWIII going on now?
*Kush uses Warstone Eliminator*
*WWIII stops*
Shane: Hey! I was having fun!
Kush: Well I wasn't! Go start a war in Draconia if you want "FUN"!

[Shane]

'Shane' attacks Kushagra, but before the attack lands, another Shane kicks the fun-having Shane in the stomach before delivering a spin-kick that sent the imposter flying.
Real Shane: "I hate impersonators!"
The real Shane fires several ice beams at the fake Shane, who counters with his own. Eventually the entire region becomes colder because of this.
Real Shane: "Aerial Ace!"
Fake Shane: "Huh?"
The real Shane flies upwards rapidly and then flies towards the fake Shane. He takes advantage of this to fire an ice beam at Shane, but it was an afterimage!
Real Shane: "Looking for me?"
The real Shane severs the head of the fake Shane with one punch.
Real Shane: "... I think I'm too strong for myself... Anyway, I guess I'll wait here for a few hours..."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:...
n-evil:Kush was right,they should start a war at draconia,John has nothing to do,and come one now,the earth hasn't even recovered and already there has been two wars

[Shane]

Shane: "Don't try to sneak up on me, I know you're there, Kim."
Kim sighs as she places her hand on Shane's shoulder.
Kim: "Not even hiding my energy level helps."
Shane and Kim disappear...

...

Shane: "Okay, where are we?"
Kim: "Cirai? But why... Oh no, don't open your eyes."
Shane: "Another war?"
Kim: "Yeah. Never mind 'World War III' as Kushagra said it, it's an Universal War!"
Shane stands like this:

Shane transforms into Super Inhuman 5 form and takes flight.
Shane: "... I'm going to find out what's going on..."
Kim: "I'm coming with you, but I'm not brave enough to go around without... ah, the Dark Armor, as you call it."
Shane: "I only call it that because of how scary it looks. No other reasons."
Kim takes flight as well, staying close to Shane. She takes Shane's hand.
Kim: "Shouldn't you stay in base form, or at least in Super Inhuman 1 form?"
Shane: "... Universal wars count as necessary for SI-5 form."
Shane flies off, Kim following...

[nbaheen]

nbaheen appears
nbaheen:...why on earth is there a universal war here?
Shane:i dunno
an alien appears
alien tries to attack nbaheen
nbaheen kicks the alien
alien disappears
nbaheen:...weird...
n-evil:you know what the first balancer tried to do wasn't that bad
n-good:yeah,destroying the entire universe and recreating a universe with yourself as god isn't bad at all
n-evil:he was going to make a perfectly balanced universe which would end all this none sense and wars

[Shane]

An army of Inhumans wearing gas masks appear and fire energy bolts at Shane, but the energy bolts are reflected. Shane's eyes are closed.
Shane: "Nice try."
Robyn Black appears.
Robyn: "Shane, if you know what's good for you, GO HOME."
Shane: "Can't. The war's there as well."
Kim: "... You mean the mansion?"
Robyn: "YES..."
Kim: "... Can't do that."
Shane: "Yeah. We're supposed to save the universe, we're HEROES!"
Robyn snaps her fingers and suddenly, Shane and Kim disappear...

Shane: "Huh? How did--"
Kim: "Of course, she's a Ciraian goddess, that makes sense how she could teleport us to the mansion..."
Shane hears something hit the ground hard.
Kim: "I hate it when I'm forced to be someplace!"
Shane: "So do I..."
Kim: "You can open your eyes, by the way. You won't be running away and thinking that I'm going to eat you or anything."
Shane opened his eyes. Kim was smiling.
Shane: "... So now what?"
Kim: "We try to leave..."
Kim takes Shane's hand, and Shane attempts to teleport to Cirai again, but fails.
Kim: "... Damn, she managed to seal our teleportation abilities!"
Shane reverts to his normal form.
Shane: "I'm going to go play video games, I guess I can't be a hero anymore..."
Kim smiles.
Kim: "Mind if I join you?"
Shane: "Of course not. Isn't that why two-player games exist?"