The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[nbaheen]

nbaheen continues to hover and beat the giants that try to stop him
nbaheen hides his enegy and makes himself disappear then he enters room full of computers
nbaheen(t):this must be the control center and security room...now where did i put that infectious flash drive of mine?
nbaheen puts his hand into his pocket and takes out a small rectangular flash drive and a usb cable
nbaheen firsts inserts the usb cable to the main computer and and connects it to his phone after a while,he removes his cable and inserts his flash and after a few seconds removes it and puts it back in his pocket
n-evil:ahmm...what did you do?
nbaheen(t):took a copy of the map of this place and all the plans and install a virus that removes all the instructions which it had been given and in this cause it removes all the instructions on its robots and deletes the instruction of how to make the robots on the computer
nbaheen looks at his phone,gets out of the room and continues to move and he reappears after sometime
n-evil:guess i should give another thought on your computer skills's power...

another joke (Click to View)

n-evil:hey good,do you known where that guy is?
n-good:which guy?
n-evil:you know guy
n-good: O,Guy...yeah where is that guy?
nbaheen: you two and your horrible puns
Keira:well at least it wasn't another kim is crazy jok...oops
kim:I AM NOT CRAZY!!
Keira:you just couldn't leave without making me say that could you?
nbaheen:nope,NEW PAGE!

[Shane]

More robots appear around nbaheen. Then even more giants appear, followed by green aliens.


Meanwhile, back at Shane...
Shane: "This is getting me nowhere fast. SKY DRAGON SLASH!"
Shane leaps up and stabs the ground with his swords, creating a massive pattern that destroys all his foes at once! Shane stands up and smiles.
Shane: "You better practice if you wanna beat me! I always wanted to say that. Now to find where Kim is..."

Shane walks to the door, but more Heartless appear. This time, Heartful (Light-type versions of the Dark-type Heartless) appear as well.
Shane: "... Clearly these guys have nothing better to do."
Shane begins attacking these foes now...

Shane's attempt at countering nbaheen's joke :P (Click to View)

nbaheen: Wait, what?
Keira: HER GHOST!? EVERYBODY! RUN!
Sjane: ... It's just a hallucination, if I had to guess.

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Back where Kush and Ryu are.....
Kush: YAAA!
*Kush uses Eternal Night*
*It becomes pitch black where they are*
Ryu: I can't see! Help!
Kush: Sorry Ryu. I forgot to use this.
*Kush uses Night Vision on Ryu*
Ryu: Thank you.
*Ryu uses Earthquake*
*Kush uses Planetary Nevulon Elo*
*Everything in their area is cleared*
*Kush uses Season of Sight*
*It is day again*
Kush: Nbaheen. Do you hear. Over.
Nbaheen: Loud and clear. Over.
Kush: How many more enemies are coming? Over.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:...green aliens?seriously GREEN ALIENS?...just get out of my path.
the green aliens disappear
nbaheen;.not many,at least not many that can actually be a obsticale.
the robots just stare at nbaheen without doing anything
nbaheen continues to hover until and beat the giants in front of him and using magnetic powers to move the robots from his path
n-good:why are those useless heps of metal just standing like that
nbaheen(t):no AI,and it would take a ridiculous amount of time to write it from scratch....of course,they can't write it if all their computer devices are infected and can't even boot the BIOS
n-evil:...you turned out to be one dangerous person
nbaheen(t):i think that has been proven YEARS ago
n-evil:let me finish;even in cyberspace and computers...
n-evil:ah good ol' ninjas...

[Shane]

Ninjas surround nbaheen!

Meanwhile, Shane was still fighting Heartless and Heartful...

On Draconia:
A mysterious group of three walked into a bar.
Barkeep: "Aren't you three girls a bit young to be in a bar?"
The trio take guns out of their jackets.
Girl 1: "Yes, yes we are."
Girl 2: "We're just here to kill you guys."
Girl 3: "Yeah. You're all fools."
Everyone in the bar gets shot in the head.
Girl 1: "Where's Nicole?"
Girl 3: "She's at school, Shaie. Have you forgotten already?"
Girl 2: "Kay, be calm. Shaie's been on Earth for several years, not even knowing about Nicole!"
Kay: "Megan, keep out of this."
Shaie: "Aren't we all supposed to be allies? I mean, these guys killed our adoptive parents."
Megan: "Actually, yeah, we're not supposed to fight. Let's go find Shane after Nicole gets out of school, okay?"
Kay: "Yeah, Shane doesn't know about us."
Shaie: "He knows about me."
Megan: "He does, doesn't he?"

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:what on earth on ninjas doing here
the ninja bows
ninja:挨拶('greeting or salutaion' in japanese, courtesy of Google translate :P)
nbaheen:....anyone know how to speak japanese?
n-evil:google translate
nbaheen:......can you move from my way
the ninjas disappear in a puff of smoke
nbaheen continues to move until he enters a room with a 3 headed dog(its name was something like crubrus in the myths)
nbaheen:looks like i will have to defeat this thing in order to continue moving

[chonkasaurusbotato]

*Kush and Ryu come to where Nbaheen is*
Kush: Cerberus! Sit! You bad little boy!
*Cerberus sits down*
Kush: Good! Now here are the 3 dead souls you wanted. Here boy!
*Cerberus eats the souls*
Kush: Now come with us.
*The group moves on*

[Shane]

[offtopic]
I see you got a dragon, Kushagra.
Looks almost just like nbaheen's dragon Ario :o

Also, I'm just saying this randomly: "Haikei" (拝啓) is Japanese for "greetings" and "Reihai" (礼拝) is Japanese for "salutations".
On the Japanese side of Google Translate should be a button that looks like Ä which shows the phonetic text as it would be written in an English book, or something.
[/offtopic]

Shane finally defeats the Heartful and Heartless.
Shane: "Now, time to find Kim!"
Shane runs into the house and finds Kim lying on the floor. Dead.
Shane: "N-no... No! T-this c-can't be!"
Sparks of ice and lightning begin to surround him. Shane's usually-brown eyes now disappear, as his hair begins to become a light shade of red. Shane's clothing also begin to glow red.
Shane: "T-this c-cannot be...!"

Meanwhile, back at nbaheen's group...
Kushagra: "Do you feel that?"
nbaheen: "Yeah..."

Ninjas appear again!
Ninja 1: "Nē, on'nanoko." [ねえ、女の子。]("Hey, girls.")
Kay: "Are they ninjas?"
Megan: "Yeah, and they sound hostile..."
Ninja 2: "Watashi wa shēn'noiman o mitsukeru koto ga dekimasu sh**** imasu ka?" [私はシェーンノイマンを見つけることができます知っていますか？] ("Do you know where I can find a Shane Neumann?")
Shaie: "Wareware wa jissai ni kare o sagashiteimasu." [我々は実際に彼を探しています。] ("We're actually looking for him.")
Megan: "YOU SPEAK JAPANESE?!"
Kay: "Wow, Shaie, you're just full of surprises."
Shaie: "Thank you."
Ninja 1: "Sōdesu ka. So no baai, wareware wa ima, nokoshite shinakereba naranai." [そうですか。その場合、我々は今、残してしなければならない。] ("I see. In that case, we shall now be leaving.")
Ninja 2: "Imanotokoro, Noiman wa shimai sayōnara." [今のところ、ノイマンは姉妹さようなら。] ("Goodbye for now, Neumann sisters.")
The ninjas disappear in a cloud of smoke.

[OFFTOPIC EDIT]
On the topic of ninjas, I just ninja'd nbaheen. :P
Didn't see that coming.
[/OFFTOPIC EDIT]

[nbaheen]

Ryu:wait,why am i here? i should be defending the other place
nbaheen:your asking me buddy?
Ryu:heee...well you see.....
nbaheen:guess i will just ask john...
nbaheen calls john
john:hello?
nbaheen:hey,i am sure you know about the univers-
john:i am already beating these things...and can you beat the leader of this war already,this was by far the most boring war i fought in my life
nbaheen:i am on it
nbaheen puts his phone back to his packet
nbaheen:can you became smaller Ryu because you won't be able to enter the next door in your titan form
ryu transforms to his smaller-the size of a cat-form
the group moves on

a ninja jumps in behind nbaheen and back stabs him with a sword
nbaheen:ninja'd again...
nbaheen grabs the sword's head which is sticking out from his chest with his hand and pulls it out
nbaheen chests turns back to normal again
ninja disappears

[Shane]

Shane's energy level skyrockets rapidly to lengths that leave everyone who can sense it, in surprise or shock. Even on the far side of the universe, it can be felt.

Broly: "WHAT?! THIS POWER! IT'S ENORMOUS!"

Shaie: "What's going on?"
Megan: "THE END OF THE WORLD?! BUT HOW!?"
Kay: "No... It's Shane!"

50 years into the future...
Girl 1: "Thanks, mom."
Mother: "Well, you had better go to the past and tell your dad--"
Girl 2: "Hey, do you feel that?"
Girl 3: "Yeah, I do!"
Mother: "I-impossible! It can't be... your father! He's dead! Unless..."
Girl 1: "It's from the past!"
Girl 2: "... He's furious, but why?"
Girl 3: "I have no idea..."

Back at the present time...
The planet Earth begins to panic. Such power had horrified them.