The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[chonkasaurusbotato]

*Shane turns wilder than before*
Kush: NO! Not AGE!
Shaie: What did you do?
Kush: Nbaheen, WHY DID YOU RETURN MY ENERGY? IT WAS THE LAST POSSIBLE WAY TO GET SHANE INTO NORMAL FORM! HE NEEDS MY POWER TO LIVE NORMALLY! WHY DID YOU....
*Kush calls upon the Soul Orbs of Raiser*
*A Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Topaz, Amethyst, Turquoise, and Diamond appear*
*Kush absorbs the Gemstones*
*Kush becomes Ultimate 5th Elemental*
Ultimate 5th Elemental-EXA-Kushagra: Shane, this will be your last chance. Nbaheen, stay out of this. You interfere and you will not be spared.

[Shane]

nbaheen: "What?"
Kushagra: "Stay out of this! If anyone interferes, nobody will be spared."

Suddenly, a green orb-soul-sphere-thing leaves Shane's body and shatters. Shane falls to the ground. The purple person appears just as Shane dies.
????: "... Great, you've doomed the entire multiverse. Super Inhumans of his level can't be calmed from their rage unless they accept what has happened. And Shane hadn't accepted Kim's death yet. But then again, nobody here listens to me, so it's useless. I guess I'll go tell my SCS counterpart of this."
The purple person disappears as Shane's corpse dissolves into thin air...

Shaie: "_{Damn it}... DAMN IT!!"
Shaie begins to glow green.
Shaie: "Because of you... everything's going to end! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? YOU FINALLY GOT YOUR WISH!"
Kay: "Shaie, calm down..."
Shaie punches Kay in the face, sending her flying into a tree.
Shaie: "YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN WHEN EVERYTHING'S GOING TO END!!"
Shaie's eyes become green. Her hair becomes a darker shade of brown. A green aura begins to surround her.
Nicole: "... She can no longer be brought back from the dead if she dies."
Megan: "You mean... She's above Super Inhuman Form Level 1?"
Nicole: "Yes."
Kay: "Ow... That hurt! THAT ACTUALLY HURT!"
nbaheen: "Will you stop fighting?"
Shaie's clothing turns green as her eyes become blank.
Nicole: "... She's going beyond level 4. She's at level 5."
Megan: "How can you tell?"
Shaie's hair becomes so long that it touches the ground. Her eyes are now a very dark green colour, as is her clothing. Her hair is so dark that it looks black, but it's still brown.
Nicole: "... Guess."
Megan: "You mean... You're a Super Inhuman?"
Nicole: "Level 6, actually."
The aura around Shaie disappears slowly as Shane's armband leaps to her arm and attaches itself to her.
Shaie: "Huh?"
Voice: "You have been chosen as Shane's replacement as a Royal Dragon Rider. However, as he was the Dragon Rider Prince and you are his sister, this makes you the first Green Dragon Rider Princess. The Red Dragon Rider
Prince is currently unknown, but it will be someone worthy of the power."
Kay: "Alright, what's going on here?"
Voice: "The new Dragon Rider Princess is Shaie. The reason for such is to prevent the multiverse's destruction, as Shaie has a power level equal to Shane and Kim's. They may be dead now but their power will live on inside Shaie and the new Dragon Rider Prince."
Megan: "D-d-dragon Rider?! I thought those were mythical! And when'd they get the manicles?"
Nicole: "I'd say when they first met."

Flashback.
Source: "So you came."
Shane: "Who the f**king hell are you?"
Source: "I am Roxas. I will kill you. Prepare yourself!"
*Roxas wields two Keyblades, Oblivion and Oathkeeper*
Shane: "Roxas? Isn't he from Kingdom Hearts 352/2?"
Roxas: "Huh?"
*"Glitch Person" walks to Shane*
Kim: "I'm Kim, and he's a digital person. He has no idea about Nintendo DS games."
Roxas: "Wait, I think I get you. But kill me. Or I--"
*Shane takes his sword after reverting to Normal Inhuman form*
Roxas: "... shall kill YOU!"
Shane: "You're not related to Ballos from Cave Story, are you?"
Shane glimpses a red armband on Kim's arm. In her gloved hand, she holds a green one, as though she was about to put it on.
Kim: "Just beat this idiot already."
Shane: "Fine, I'll f**king beat him into oblivion!"
Roxas: "That's the name of one of my Keyblades."
Shane: "Oh, go to the f**king Sacred Grounds."

Outside the Datascape:
nbaheen looked at both of them and the battle than asked 44
"whats up with him his been acting weired ever since he found the back-door"

Back inside the Datascape:
Shane: "Actually, my f**king cold got worse and I'm f**king angry now."
Roxas: "Who are you talking to?"
Kim: "Somebody outside of the Datascape."
Shane & Roxas: "The what?"
Roxas: "Oh, so what. I think this will do!"
*attacks Shane with a dual slash, only for it to pass through Shane*
Kim: "You're a ghost?!"
*Shane disappears and attacks Roxas from behind with sword*
Shane: "Afterimage."
Roxas: "What the hell?"
Shane: "That's the f**king Sacred Grounds, you f**king idiot."

Later...
Shane: "Guten rotschwert, what in f**king blazes are those weapons made of?"
Roxas: "Ha, you are no match for me in a fair fight!"
Shane: "Then I guess I'll pull a Ryudo."
Roxas: "A what?"
Shane: "Ever heard of a video game called Grandia II?"
Kim: "I have..."
Roxas: "Not in my entire life!"
Shane: "The primary protagonist is Ryudo, a, shall I say, sarcastic, snide, and irreverent young mercenary-for-hire known as a Geohound who lives as a wanderer taking whatever job will pay him, including slaying freaking dangerous monsters."
Roxas: "What's a Geohound?"
Kim: "He just said what it is. Don't you listen?"
*Roxas throws Oathkeeper (his one Keyblade) at Kim*
Shane: "Nice..."
*Shane hits it back with his sword*
Shane: "... try!"
*Shane throws his sword into the air*
Shane: "Sworn enemies..."
Kim: "I know what you're going to say, uh..."
Shane: "You shall be defeated!"
*Shane leaps up and grabs his sword*
*Kim teleports the green manicle in her hand to Shane's left arm, without him noticing*
Shane: "Take that!"
*Shane does a flip in mid-air before plunging his sword into the ground*
Shane: "Sky Dragon Slash!"
*a pattern appears where Shane plunged the sword into the ground, growing rapidly into one that extends for 3 meters around him*
Kim: "No way!"
*Kim casts Levitate to avoid injury*
*Roxas takes 9999 damage*
Roxas: "That power! It cannot be..."
Shane: "You're still f**king alive, and you seem to have lost..."
Kim: "15% of his maximum hitpoints!"
Shane (in shock): "WHAT?!!?!!?"

Outside the Datascape:
Bla bla bla 44: "Don't know he's kind of crazy. Maybe he was infected by a spell?"

Inside the Datascape again:
Shane: "I heard that, and I already said, it's a f**king cold! And my life is so unfair that I even get punished for things that happen whilst I am sleeping!"
Kim: "What?"
Shane: "I get punished for the petrol prices rising. I get punished for something that happens in America. I get punished just for tripping over a stick. I even get f**king punished for something that happens in outer space! What the f**king hell?"
Roxas: "Wait, what? Why don't you destroy everything on Earth and rebuild it then?"
Shane: "Because I'm not f**king evil!"
*Shane cuts Roxas' mask off*
Kim: "Is that..."
Roxas: "YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
Kim: "It can't be..."
Roxas: "YOU WILL NOW DI--"
Shane: "F**k you."
*Shane spins around and decapitates Roxas*
Kim: "That was... my brother's wife's sister's friend's sister's aunt's son..."
*Shane cuts Roxas' torso off*
Kim: "He tried murdering me once..."
*Shane cuts Roxas' arms off whilst Kim starts crying*
Kim: "I was almost killed..."
*Shane cuts Roxas' legs off*
Kim: "If... If Sjane didn't find me..."
Shane: "Frozenkenbomb!"
*Shane blows Roxas' dismembered corpse to smithereens with an ice ball*
Kim: "... I'd be dead..."
Shane: "I hate my unfair life. At least I'm not..."
*Shane does a victory pose*
Shane: "... suicidal."


Outside the flashback...
Nicole: "Before Shane used his Sky Dragon Slash, Kim teleported the green manicle to Shane."
Kay: "How do you even know that?"
Megan: "... We shouldn't ask."
Nicole: "Fourth Wall Reading. I stole it from that purple guy when he disappeared and reappeared."

[offtopic]
Ninja'd by Kushagra, and sorry for the monster post but it's pretty hard to do a proper flashback here :P

EDIT: I ninja'd nbaheen in return. Sorry!

I think members should have the ability to lock threads they've started, that way I can't get ninja'd like this.
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[nbaheen]

nbaheen:70 pages,cool
kush:what?
nbaheen:nothing

nbaheen facepalms
nbaheen:i thought i said i don't want this universe and THAT universe to fuse,so no purple guy and no fourth wall reading,am i clear here?
everyone stares at nbaheen
nbaheen:what?
everyone continues to stare
nbaheen:...weird,anyway,i think i better go and fix the damaged parts of the universe

[Shane]

Voice: "It would be useless to. The damaged parts have only been to this area... and all other areas with evil."
Nicole: "From what I know, that purple guy can travel to other universes, and while I can read the fourth wall, I chose to only do that when I have to use flashbacks to explain something."
nbaheen facepalms again.
nbaheen: "Didn't I say 'no purple guy and no fourth wall reading?'"
Nicole: "... Besides, this universe and the other universe can't fuse because then it will turn into a monkey."
Everybody around Nicole face fault. (*)
Kay: "A monkey?"
Nicole: "I figured I should try making a joke. Clearly it failed. But anyway, this universe can't be fused with another because of..."
Nicole frowns.
Nicole: "Because of his death."
Shaie: "... Wonder where he would have liked to be buried...?"
Voice: "He would like to have been buried at his house. So did Kim."
Shaie: "Just who are you, anyway?"
Voice: "I'm your Dragon. What's the purpose of the Dragon Riders if they don't have dragons?"
Megan: "I... I guess it makes sense. So there really is no way to bring them back to life?"
Voice: "Unfortunately, no. Unless, of course, the Author Shane and Author Kim comes here themselves, but they're a little busy in... a place that I must not speak of unless I want nbaheen angry. He's powerful. He scares me!"

[OFFTOPIC]
*:

When shocked or surprised, often by an absurdity or non sequitur, the listener may fall over onto his face, his limbs in a twisted mass above him. In its typical form, the character in question has just heard someone else say something so incredibly stupid that it, quite literally, floors them. A device usually limited to humorous anime, this may have been imported from a similar trope in early American comic stripscalled the 'flip-take'. A variation used mainly in films (as falling on one's own face in real life tends to be dangerous) has the characters briefly faint backwards, as opposed to forwards.
Frequently, this action is depicted using a single, pronounced frame transition.
Usually, no one is harmed by taking a flying dive face-first into the ground. A less expressive equivalent would be Face Palm; a more expressive one would be a Headdesk.

I blame KarjamP from the SCS Forums for the links to TV Tropes. :/
He started it at the Mossmouth Forums, as far as I know.
...
Made worse in that I actually joined the place. Oh well.

Anyway, thanks, guys, 70 pages already.
This is so great!
It's good to know that, while there are more Battles elsewhere, the first Battle - this one was the first Battle thread I made - people are still posting in it.
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[nbaheen]

nbaheen:*sigh*i am going to make a fourth castle or something now
nbaheen disappears
nbaheen reappears
nbaheen:thats done,now there will be no more fourth-wall reading or any other kind of 'fourth wall' thing in this place and there will be purple guy,this is another universe and that is another universe and there will especially be no references of the authors,AM I CLEAR?

[Shane]

Nicole: "S-s-so I'm n-not allowed to use flashbacks t-t-to let others r-remember what they have f-f-forgotten?"
Nicole starts crying.
Kay: "Typical. Everyone at her school picks on her, and now you too! Some guardian of Earth you are, being so unsympathetic and uncaring. Her brother just died, and she didn't even know him! She's also just ten years old! She has the power to wipe the Earth from existence--"
Shaie: "And thus destroy the place where Shane and Kim's graves should go."
Kay sighs.
Kay: "I wasn't serious, I'm making an example here. She's a Super Inhuman Level 6, that's enough power to destroy the Earth and the entire solar system of Earth!"
Nicole walks off, still crying. Water fills the cracks of the planet caused by Shane before he had died. One way to describe how much she is crying would be to say that Nicole is crying so much that she's crying an entire river.
Megan: "Tch. You're mean!"
Megan walks to Nicole.
Kay: "I hope you're happy! Hurting the feelings of a ten-year old like that. That's just plain downright mean and cruel!"
Shaie: "Basically, what Kay and Megan said."
Shaie walks to nbaheen, and lowers her voice.
Shaie: "Look, I promise I won't use my power for evil, so you don't have to worry about that."
She then walks to Kushagra.
Shaie: "Thanks for trying to help. I'd kick you right now, but at the moment, you're a bit overpowered for me."
She calmly walks to her sisters, still in her Super Inhuman Form Level 5 state, as though it was natural for her. She crouches.
Shaie: "... Let's go. I'm a Super Inhuman, so I can teleport."
Nicole, Megan and Kay all place their hands on Shaie's back.
Megan: "Why do I feel like I'm in a movie?"
Kay facepalms.
Kay: "You watch too much television, Meg..."
Megan: "I'm too busy being a cop, you know. Guess I'll ask for a few weeks off so that I can get to terms with that... and the funeral."
Nicole: "K-k-kim's p-p-parents will also b-b-b-be sad..."
Shaie: "Everyone will be. One of the best fighters from Earth has died, and one of the best fighters from Draconia has died. Today is, all in all, a sad day. At least existence hasn't been ended..."
Shaie, Nicole, Megan and Kay all disappear.

Meanwhile, on Earth...
Bla bla bla 44: "... What? That power level... It just vanished, and then a new one took its place... Did nbaheen and the others actually defeat something of that power level? ... I guess I'll find out eventually."
A giant monster appears.
Bla bla bla 44: "Oh fudge, monsters!"
Bla bla bla 44 begins to charge his Special Beam Cannon...
Bla bla bla 44: "SPECIAL FUDGE CANNON!"
Bla bla bla 44 fires a beam of fudge at the monster. The monster eats it all and falls asleep.
Bla bla bla 44: "... Ooooookayyyyy... That was weird."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:drama queens*sigh*might as well go back to earth
nbaheen,ryu and kush teleports to earth
n-good:your are seriously not going to say anything to that kid,you should say at least a sorry or something
nbaheen(t):whats the point or reason,i am the balancer and i was doing my job
ryu:nbaheen think fast!
nbaheen turns around and kicks apparently nothing
nbaheen:i was so sure it was a ball
nbaheen gets hit by a football from behind
Ryu:hahaha...got you!
nbaheen:ouch
n-evil:you have got to improve your skills in close combat,every since you got those power you haven't trained them at all
nbaheen(t):well...ah...guess your right

[Shane]

Later that evening...

Shaie was gazing out of a window.
Shaie: "..."
Megan: "Copper for your thoughts?"
Shaie: "... No thanks. I already ate."
Megan: "Huh? What do you mean?"
Shaie: "Wha?"
Shaie turns around.
Megan: "You can't concentrate, can you...?"
Shaie sighs.
Shaie: "No. Not since... that happened. It's a good thing I took a photo of him and Kim on my phone. That way, at least they'll be remembered."
Kay enters the room.
Kay: "Nicole's finally calmed down now. Anyway, when will we hold the funerals?"
Shaie: "We'll need to hold it on the 14^th of April, it's the day between their birthdays."
Kay: "... What."
Megan: "On Surfacia, it's 7 December. On Draconia, it's 6 April. How odd is that."
Shaie: "Gives us enough time to prepare, right? And to tell everyone that they know..."

...

????: "Interesting. Very interesting. So he has died but this universe still exists. Ho ho ho... I will kill the Dragon Riders, one by one."
????2: "Hey!"
The mysterious figure turned around, and finds himself cut in half with a sword. The last thing he had seen was a Super Saiyan with a sword.

Meanwhile, on Earth...

More monsters appear.
Bla bla bla 44: "Alright, what's going on here?"
It begins raining popcorn.
Bla bla bla 44: "This brings back memories!"
Bla bla bla 44 fires a Ki-blast at the ground, creating a hole. Popcorn falls into it, thus making it a popcorn pool. The monsters run away.
Bla bla bla 44: "Yay, popcorn!"
A human sneaks up on Bla bla bla 44 and hits him over the head with a pancake.
Bla bla bla 44: "Shane? The fudge? Ah, memories."
????: "Nope. I know him but I don't know where he is."
Bla bla bla 44: "... Okay..."

[offtopic]
Yes, those links go to posts from the past in this thread.
Memories are there to... be memories, after all :P
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[nbaheen]

nbaheen:...
nbaheen flies and sits high above the ground
n-good:i still feel sorry for the kid
nbaheen(t)ometimes,i am very thankful you two are in my head and are dealing with all my emotions

[Shane]

The group hear a loud knocking on the door of their house.
Shaie: "I'll get it."
Shaie walks out of her room and goes to the front door.
Shaie: "Who is it?"
????: "Someone who wants to talk to the Dragon Rider."
Shaie opens the door. A young, dashing prince was standing there. Shaie blinks. Instead of what she saw, there was a blue-haired teenager standing at the door, looking confused.
Shaie: "Oh, uh..."
????: "The name's Black. Jason Black."
Shaie: "I'm Shaie Neumann..."
Jason: "Anyway, you're a Dragon Rider, aren't you?"
Shaie: "The princess, actually. Apparently the first Dragon Rider Princess whose manicle is green."
Jason: "I'm the new Dragon Rider Prince. The first Dragon Rider Prince with a red manicle, that is."
Shaie smiles.
Shaie: "Do you want to come in? Can I offer you some tea? Coffee? Fruit juice? Milk? Water?"
Jason: "Fruit juice would be nice, thanks."
Jason walks in as Shaie runs to the kitchen.

...

After talking about each other, Jason suddenly looks very serious.
Jason: "I'm not like you, by the way. I'm not an Inhuman."
Shaie: "Huh? But... then... what are you?"
Jason: "What am I? I'm a Saiyan."
Shaie: "... They really exist?"
Jason: "Yeah, but they're not like the ones that the Earthlings made up. Saiyans are kind. With few exceptions, of course."
Shaie: "... Anyway, which planet?"
Jason: "This one. I'm from the Boingaroonia Continent of Draconia."
Shaie: "That continent? Isn't it scarred by the Karjamian Cliffs?"
Jason: "I dunno what the cliffs are called. But yeah, I'm from around there. The kingdom, to be exact."
Shaie: "... Wow."
Jason: "Anyway, you should bandage that arm."
Shaie frowns.
Shaie: "Why?"
Jason: "There's a group of villains who's out to kill all Dragon Riders. The manicles can be identified by seeing them, but bandaging the part of the arm where it's visible helps hide it."
Shaie: "Or wearing long gloves."
Jason: "Bandages are better, trust me."
Shaie: "Okay..."
Shaie takes a bandage and wraps it around her arm, hiding the manicle.
Jason: "Under no circumstances are you to fight anything unless you outnumber the foe by at least ten people. I barely survived against one enemy. He managed to defeat eleven people simultaneously, but when twenty-two people attacked him, he didn't stand a chance. That's apparently part of the training of our foes."
Shaie: "... Not even natural monsters like slimes and orcs?"
Jason: "Not even them. Unless you're entirely immortal, of course."
Shaie: "Huh uh, no way. After..."
Shaie takes a deep breath.
Shaie: "After my brother died recently, I promised myself that I will never wear the Immortality Armor."
Jason: "Was he killed by--"
Shaie: "Anger, and someone trying to calm him down. It failed, and it led to me becoming the Princess. My brother had a fear of the Immortality Armor."
Jason: "I see. So you won't even use it when needed?"
Shaie: "... Depends on the situation..."

Morning came.
Shaie: "Kay, Megan, could you take Nicole to school? Jason and I are going to begin with the arrangements for the funeral!"
Kay: "I guess we could."
Megan: "Yeah. Better to go on with our lives than mourn forever."
Jason: "See ya."
Nicole: "Bye..."
Nicole's face was red.
Shaie: "Did you cry the whole night?"
Nicole: "Y-yes..."
Shaie: "... I guess that guy was really mean after all. I'd better learn to control my emotions before I kill him."
Jason: "Don't be--"
Shaie: "Figuratively, not literally."
Jason: "Oh."