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10-04-2008, 10:19 PM
Chuck Norris can kill an airplane with a slingshot.
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
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10-04-2008, 10:38 PM
Chuck Norris can blow up Neptune with the throw of a plastic bag.
10-05-2008, 05:39 PM
When Chuck Norris slips, the entire universe trembles.
10-05-2008, 05:42 PM
chuck norris vs. god. Chuck wins.
10-05-2008, 11:50 PM
Chuck Norris can kill anything but Chuck Norris.
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
10-06-2008, 11:12 PM
Chuck Norris can survive suicide.
10-07-2008, 01:10 PM
^good one
 Chuck Norris can go to Vietnam by reading a post advertising it :P
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10-09-2008, 07:40 PM
(10-07-2008, 01:10 PM)Blue-Phoenix Wrote: ^good one HA "I make senseless posts" Chuck Norris can ban an administrator as a regular member of any forum.
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
10-10-2008, 11:03 AM
In Communist Russia, TV is watching you!
But everywhere, Chuck Norris is watching you! (thanks for giving me that idea, Bamboori )
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