The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[nbaheen]

n-evil:for the love of ...well you stop staring at that thing
nbaheen sighs
nbaheen:you're probably right

[Shane]

Meanwhile, on the planet of Cirai...

Shaie and Jason had went to a town on Cirai to visit Robyn Black... but got hopelessly lost.

Shaie: "... So now what?"
Jason: "We wait for--"

A large man leaps out from behind a building, holding a shotgun.

Man: "HOLD IT YOU TWO! MOVE AND I SHOOT!"
Shaie: "What--"

The man fires at Shaie, but the bullets stop mid-air, turn around and hit the man. The man flies backwards into a dustbin, dead.

Jason: "What just happened? Do you have any psychic powers I don't know about?"
Shaie: "N-no... I don't know what happened either..."
Jason: "Ah well."
Voice: "Follow the trail of rose petals, and you shall find me, but hurry up, before the Phoenix Hunters find you..."

Shaie: "Huh? Who said that?"
Jason: "Look, Shaie, there's a rose petal. A whole trail of them!"

Shaie and Jason starts patrolling the trail...


Meanwhile, on Earth...

Everything was (sort of) peaceful again, and Bla bla bla 44 became a teacher in the arts of Ki... and food, apparently, after having learnt to fire a beam of chocolate from his hands and create popcorn bombs that explode into, well, popcorn on contact with anything. He got rich, quickly... both in terms of food and money. He had more chocolate and popcorn than he could eat in one decade.

Bla bla bla 44: "Is that who I think it is?"

A portal opened and closed. It was a teenager who looked exactly like Shane.

Bla bla bla 44: "I must be hallucinating. It can't be Shane!"

Kid: "You're right. I'm not. I'm his... shall I say, clone? He and Kim never knew that they were cloned prior to their deaths. Kim's Clone prefers to be called Siobhán, whilst I prefer to be called Seán. We've come here to obtain the ashes of a phoenix..."

[KarjamP]

After using Fourth Wall Reading for the umpteenth time,

PK: "Wait, so Shane and Kim were cloned?"

KarjamP: "What?"

PK: "Anyway, I think we need to answer the following question by Author Qwertz143: "

Can someone link me to where Sarah and Serenity are introduced? I'm not understanding a thing =_="

[Shane]

Seán: "So, what do you know of the blue phoenix?"
Bla bla bla 44: "As far as I know, there's the administrator of the Little Fighter Empire Forums who goes by that username!"
Seán: "I see. I'll be going now."
A portal opens and swallows Seán.

Meanwhile, on Cirai...

Shaie: "Hang on. That power level... Can it be?"
Jason: "No, it can't... Is it?"

A monster appeared! It had four arms.

Shaie: "Rariua!"
Jason: "Him again? Let's take him down with the help of... an ally."

Jason makes hand signs and punches the ground. The Purple Karjam appears.

PK: "Okay, how did you do that?"

Jason's nose and mouth and eyes begin bleeding.

Jason: "Forbidden Technique - Summoning Spell..."

Shaie: "Help us defeat this thing, Purple Karjam. And don't worry about killing it, Ciraian creatures get sent to the Dimension of Rebirth after death, where they get reborn... just anew, allowing it to become good instead of evil, for example."


[offtopic]

PK: "Anyway, I think we need to answer the following question by Author Qwertz143: "

Can someone link me to where Sarah and Serenity are introduced? I'm not understanding a thing =_="

I already did :P
Didn't you notice?

[/offtopic]

[KarjamP]

KarjamP appeared by PK.

KarjamP: "As it turned out, Author Shane DID reply to Author Qwertz143."

PK: "Thanks for the info, but that's not important right now."

PK got a sword, charged it up, and performed a devastating Sword beam that cut the monster in half.

PK: "I wonder if that did it."

[Shane]

The monster surrounded itself with a silk-like thread, and healed itself.

Shaie: "Apparently not."
Jason: "Team attack!"

Shaie and Jason rushed at the monster which grabbed them with thread. Jason started laughing, as Shaie facepalmed, blushing a deep crimson red.
Jason: "That tickles!"
Shaie: "Oh brother."
The monster starts dragging the duo towards it and opens its mouth.
Shaie: "Water, right?"
Shaie closes her eyes calmly, and the monster stops suddenly. Then it looks at its stomach, before icicles fly out of it.
Jason: "What the?!"
The monster disappeared into a cloud of thick smoke, with a heart rising up from it.
Shaie: "As a life form, it had water inside of it, with blood and such. I just froze it and killed it with that, sending it to the Dimension of Rebirth."
Jason: "Uhh, Shaie? Did you even notice the Heartless emblem?"
Shaie: "What Heartless emblem?"

Several more of the four-armed foes appeared!

[KarjamP]

PK: "Hmm."

He replaced his sword with his keyblade.

PK: "This could get messy."

[Shane]

It started to rain blood as the blood-red moon rose.

Jason: "Great, a blood moon. Just what we needed!"
Shaie: "Must've been a trap, then."

* BOOM *

One of the creatures' heads exploded, covering the area in so much blood that it should be impossible for a single creature to have so much blood inside.

Shaie: "Ugh, gross! Now I'll have to get a new dress when we get to the hotel room!"
Jason: "You care more about your dresses than you care about food, y'know!"

A young girl wearing a hazmat suit ran into view from behind the monsters.

Girl: "Sorry about that! Can't control my blood-controlling ability that well yet."

[KarjamP]

PK: "Did you cause it to rain blood?
"You DO know that's disgusting."

KarjamP: "Especially if someone hates gore."

PK: "You were dramatized by that head exploding, were you?"

KarjamP: "My imagination allows me to ignore that."

PK: "..."

[Shane]

Girl: "That is what happens when the Ciraian moon is red. It rains blood on Red Moons."
Shaie: "Ugh, so my dress has to stay blood-stained?!"
Jason: "Relax, Shaie."