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Ramond's RPG Adventure v2.0
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Since I have a bit to do these days, I have officially transferred temporary mock-host status to Simoneon, who subsequently wanted to make his character op. I hope that is ok for you guys and sorry for any inconvenience.
Quote of the Day f***ing Year (Click to View) 
what? I thought you were joking.
ok... let's go baby <...> Simon: Mphfhmmmmmm... Nave: ? snorsorbet: ?? Simon: I feel this powerful power inside me... The group, daunted by the sudden bright glow coming out of Simon's nipples, all take a step back... What is this unforeseen power? Why is Simon glowing? What is happening?... --- Once upon a time in the far east of the LFE Kingdom a woman laid on her back as she screamed to the heavens and delivered her first baby boy. The young Simon entered our story. Simon was a superior child, by the age of two he could read the ancient bible of dolphins and had incredible night vision. But when at his fifth birthday Simon was dealt a devastating blow -- his parents had been kidnapped by the evil goblin Lacktatus Maximus. Equipped with a garbage can lid and saucepan our young hero set off into the deep, dark, dank woods. Over the next ten years Simon battlered wolfs and bears and lions and imps and scary looking drop bears that fell from trees and gnawed on the head. Each time Simon was victorious but alas he was no closer to finding his parents. Simon crossed the kingdom from icy mountain tops to sluggish swamps. Our young warrior never gave in. On the 20th of April, Simon had a vision that detailed the location of his parents whereabouts. He awoke from his sleep and climbed upon the saddle of his trusty stallion Ryan. They galloped off into the night. Simon rode for three weeks straight, not sleeping, not eating, but determined to rescue his creators. As the sun rose on this faithful day he saw a cave like the one in his dream. He dismounted his horse and prepared for battle. He marched into the cave and stood there was Lacktatus Maximus. Lacktatus Maximus: I see you've come for you parents!! Without a word, Simon withdrew his katana and one almighty blew swung for the evil goblin, decapitating him in the process. An orb shot from the neck of the goblin and circled around Simon before striking him in the mouth. Little did he know, Simon had just absorbed the power hidden for centuries inside the despicable goblin. Our hero did not know how such a small orb would greatly affect his life and the lactation in his nipples at an unknown time in the future... The great Simon hurried down to the dungeon where he saw his parents tied up. Their faces were grubby. Their frames were skinny. Simon rushed over, united them, and embraced them. Simon: Mother, father... How I have missed thee! Mother: Simon! We love you! And we're grateful... but we have bad news. You have a brother now but he has escaped. His parents began to sob. Simon: Tell me where he is and I will find him and bring him home safe! Simon's mother explained that there is a village not far from the cave and that he has probably gone there. Without hesitation Simon clambered upon his steed and galloped on upon the sunset. A few days later Simon arrived at a village. He quizzed the townspeople about the location of his brother but no one knew where he was. As he was about to give all hope Simon was approached by and elderly man with hair as white as snow and a beard that reached his toes. Elder: I can help you. But you are not ready for such a quest. Be my student and I will be your senpai and I will prepare you for such a mammoth adventure. Our lovable hero accepted this offer. And for the next ten years Simon trained under the great senpai. He learn a variety of skills, such as the art of disguise, hand-to-hand combat and became a master of crafting smoke bombs. That's how Simon learnt the way of the ninja... --- As the group approached the camp they are confronted by a crowd of armed, shifty looking men. They all wear beards and long tangled hair. Simon: We come in peace. We're just looking for a boy that ran this way. If you want to keep your dignity and families safe we'd advise you to help us find him. In the distance Simon notices a boy that resembles his mother. The ninja has a flashback of his mother in the Lacktatus Maximus cave and recalls the emotion he felt when he learnt he had a brother. The boy has his hands tied and is being hung from a tree while people gather around him and throw rotten vegetables at him. The boy looks weary and defeated. Within him Simon feels a rage he has never experienced before and this burning desire rises up in him to save this helpless boy. Simon: Mphfhmmmmmm... Nave: ? snorsorbet: ?? Simon: I feel this powerful power inside me... The group, daunted by the sudden bright glow coming out of Simon's nipples, all take a step back... With a fit of raeg Simon tears up his shirt to reveal a pair of very angry nipples. He throws his head up to the sky and lets out a ginormous roar. At the same time the ferocious nipples erupt, firing white coloured deadly lazor beamz at the bedraggled men. As the lazor hits them they evaporate in a cloud of thick white smoke and their clothes disintegrate to ashes. Victory! Simon gains ALL EXP and reaches Level 999! HP+6025 MP+2578 STR+3998 DEX+1457 DEF+1778 INT+1325 AGI+8697 LCK+1443 1337 gold coins found. You find a Lost Boy (Simon's brotha) (unidentified). ![[Image: rinstar_highlands.png]](http://www.vertigofx.com/jrkstudios/rpg/maps/rinstar_highlands.png) (F5 to update image) |--4---3---2---1--| |--1---2---3---4--| a Nav --- Dra Ste : : --- --- --- --- a b Bam --- Sim Blu : : --- --- --- --- b c Ian Sir sno Phi : : --- --- --- --- c |-----------------| |-----------------| Stats (Click to View) Book of Knowledge: Drahcir Bamboori SirFrog BluePhoenix Nave snorsorbet Phil Simon Ian Steiner World Map (Hints of Interest: - Stat points left: Blue Phoenix, Phil Skill points left: Blue Phoenix, Phil, Simon) It's midday. (3:05 PM) The autumnal sun is brilliantly hovering high in the sky.
After all was said and done Nave gazed towards the hero that we all know and love. The words came unexpected...
Nave: Can you be my master, senpai Simon? Simon: Yes. --- (F5 to update image) |--4---3---2---1--| |--1---2---3---4--| a Nav --- Dra Ste : : --- --- --- --- a b Bam --- Sim Blu : : --- --- --- --- b c Ian Sir sno Phi : : --- --- --- --- c |-----------------| |-----------------| Stats (Click to View) Book of Knowledge: Drahcir Bamboori SirFrog BluePhoenix Nave snorsorbet Phil Simon THE ONE AND ONLY HERO Ian Steiner World Map (Hints of Interest: - Stat points left: Blue Phoenix, Phil Skill points left: Blue Phoenix, Phil, Simon) It's midday. (3:06 PM) The autumnal sun is brilliantly hovering high in the sky.  ![[Image: 47PtFkL.png]](http://i.imgur.com/47PtFkL.png) Steiner: Daisuki daiyo, Simon onii-chan! Nave-nyan fuwa fuwa kawaii! T/L Note: I like you very much, Simon big brother! Nave fluffy fluffy cute! ![[Image: uMSShyX.png]](http://i.imgur.com/uMSShyX.png) ~Spy_The_Man1993~ Steiner v3.00 (outdated), Challenge Stage v1.51 Luigi's Easier Data-Editor, A-Man's Sprite Mirrorer Working on the LF2 Rebalance mod. Avatar styled by: prince_freeza Thanks given by: Simoneon
04-29-2016, 07:29 AM
![[Image: giphy.gif]](https://media.giphy.com/media/qxtxlL4sFFle/giphy.gif) ...As a precaution, I'm casting Analyze on Simon. I think trying to figure out what the hell just happened is justifiable.
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"Do not grieve, it is logical. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one." - Mr. Spock "A man's not dead while his name is still spoken" - Terry Pratchett, Going Postal 
04-29-2016, 05:49 PM
Must be some powerfull Illusion Magic traping us inside some wicked false reality, probably based on somins dreams or something like that
Simon: Whoa.
snorsorbet: What's up? Simon: I just had the most tranquil daydream. SirFrog: This, sir, is no time for dreams. Simon: I was firing lasers from my nipples and eradicating everything in my path... An arrow closely misses Simon's face, who in turn jumps up and hurls around. The arrow was a definite sign of hostility and, to the others, marks the beginning of another battle. Blue Phoenix: Attack! Take them out! Apl Leader: Kill them all! A deep horn sounds and grants additional authenticity to the upcoming brawl. A Battle Commences! The party has been surprised and therefore the positions have been randomly shuffled! (Please note that when using a skill or attacking, your current row depends on the side you want to attack: If you want to attack the left side, the leftmost row is row 1 and the rightmost row is row 4. Similarly, when attacking the right side, the rightmost row is row 1 and the leftmost row is row 4.) Next Turns: Phil Simon + Bamboori |--4---3---2---1--| |-1/4-2/3-3/2-4/1-| |--1---2---3---4--| a --- Ar1 --- Br1 : : Sir Sim Blu Ste : : --- --- --- Ice a b Fir --- Lea --- : : --- Nav sno --- : : Br2 --- Ar2 --- b c --- --- --- Thi : : Bam Phi Ian Dra : : --- Cut --- Ar3 c |-----------------| |-----------------| |-----------------| Stats (Click to View) Book of Knowledge: Drahcir Bamboori SirFrog BluePhoenix Nave snorsorbet Phil Simon Ian Steiner World Map (Hints of Interest: - Stat points left: Blue Phoenix, Phil Skill points left: Blue Phoenix, Phil, Simon) (F5 to update image) It's midday. (3:06 PM) The autumnal sun is brilliantly hovering high in the sky. Quote of the Day f***ing Year (Click to View)  | ||
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