Chuck Norris jokes

[SirFrog]

Chuck Norris can beat stage on crazy with a char with no itrs or opoints without ai help.
Don´t ask how.

[Zabobula]

Chuck Norris defeated James Bond and Jason Bourne................ with his weakest roundhouse kick.

[Zhyhm.Z]

Chuck Noris can make you lol by telling a joke: "Chuck Noris can make you lol by telling a joke: "Chuck Noris can make you lol by telling a joke: "Chuck Noris can make you lol by telling a joke: ...etc...""""

[Silverthorn]

Wonder why the solution of all problems is 42? Well, add the letter numbers of "Chuck Norris" together. You'll get 139. do the cross-product three times. You'll get 4. From this answer you can conclude that Chuck Norris knows half of the answer of all problems already through his name. The rest of the theory is unimportant, this is why the next digit is just half as big as the final cross-product...

[dixon]

"Walker : Texas Ranger" was filmed with hidden camera

[Ascor]

the credits of walker : texas ranger arent credits
it's just a list of persons chuck norris gave a roundhouse kick this day

[~Dome~]

Chuck Norris can kill you with his beard.

[dubbleD]

doctors hire chuck norris for the day. all patients have report successful treatment (except for a missing tooth or 2)

[snorsorbet]

Question: What can stop the ultimate juggernaut?
Answer: The only thing that can stop the ultimate juggernaut for sure is Chuck Norris throwing a feather. Asking him to kick it is not possible; in such a matter he says NO and will not say anything else.

[dubbleD]

chuck norris lawn is emo. its so scared that it cuts itself.
thats why you never see him mowing the lawn
(how lame)