The LF2 Killing Game

[SirFrog]

Suddenly, a letter falls from the sky.
Blue Phoenix picks it up and reads it aloud:

Hello all participants of "The LF2 Killing Game".
This is the REAL Sir Frog writing.
The Sir Frog you have next to you is in fact an alien who has stolen my name and look.
He has infected all of you with a virus which will make you serve him in time.
I will free you from this virus as soon as you have read this, but it might sting, since I am operating from a distant planet, and the only solution is to fry you all with a huge laser. This might sting a bit.

/Sir Frog


Blue Phoenix reads the letter twice more to assure that he read right, the asks Sir Frog, who is standing right next to him, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Sir Frog slowly turn against him and says with a double-toned demonic voice: "I'm afraid not."
Blue Phoenix opened his mouth to say something, when Lf2-hacker said "What is that?", pointing at the sky. Blue Phoenix, Snorsorbet, Sadbhav and Drahcir looked up in the sky, and saw a small red flash.
"Oh Sh..." Snorsorbet exclaimed, when the red flash of light grew and filled the whole sky.
The next moment did a huge red beam of pure energy slash through the planet Earth. What was left started to collapse and fall towards the lost center. For a moment, the remains of the Earth was pressed into an infinitely small point, but in a moment shorter than anything, the tiny orb exploded, sending dust flying into the empty space.

On a faraway planet, Sir Frog sighs. "I had to", he murmurs, "or else would that being take control over the world." He turns around, to the being that has stood behind him all the time, a frog-humanoid like himself.
"Sire, shall we restore the Earth?" it asks.
"Indeed we shall," said Sir Frog.
The humanoid nods and exits trough a door, and Sir Frog follow him. The other frog-man leads Sir Frog through a series of corridors to an empty room with a doorway in the other end of the room.
"Shall I just go though there?" Sir Frog asks.
"Yes, we'll take care of everything else."
"Very well", Sir Frog says, and approaches the doorway. He opens it with the press of a button, and sees a great void. For a second, he hesitates, then he takes one step into the void.

He steps out to the bright light of Drahcir's beam sword, cutting through bandits.
He simply then join him in the bandit cutting, and deals a cut towards the next poster.

[snorsorbet]

Oh noez! Not drahcir again D:!
I run away like hell and hold a sign saying "In case of emergency - Run like HELL!!!"
SirFrog exceeds his tongue and catches me. I try to get away, but it is hopeless. He fished me into my mouth. Suddenly, I explode...
"What was that?" SirFrog asked shocked. He was not damaged. The parts of me lying in his mouth and on the ground surrounding him says:
"I dunno, why should I know such a wierd thing?"
Then, a silhouette appears in the dust. It appears to be the next poster...
"Why did you do that?" SirFrog cried out. "You almost burned my tongue, and if I ever can speak in swedish to somebody in this forum I will have to repair snorsorbet!" Then, he looks at an eye, a tooth and three toes. "Oh, never mind, Next Poster. You did me a favor by doing this to me.. Eehr, I mean snorsorbet." he states.
The Next Posters eyes begin to glow. He says:
"Damn. And I who hoped to make you unhappy by killing the only other swedish person in the forum. What a fail."
"As a thank for your gift I will -"
"Heey! What about me!!?" Blue-Phoenix interupts SirFrog while flapping his arms to get more attention.
"Shut up!" the Next Poster says.
"STFU!1!!1one" I say and give BP the finger. (look in pic below)

Blue-Phoenix gets angry and shows two buttons.
"These are ban buttons! One is for the Next Poster and one is for snorsorbet!"
"Noo! Do not press the one for the Next Poster!" SirFrog says and throws away his tongue after the button that belongs to the Next Poster. But, to my luck, he takes my button by mistake.
"Dammit!" he says.
Blue-Phoenix is about to press YOUR (next posters) ban button. What will you do?

[sadbhav]

Utterly destroy it with a nuke, WAIT! IT HITS US ALL!!

[Silverthorn]

Aww, how mean, you want to destroy us all...... Well, I present you and the next poster this little thing as a gift

[sadbhav]

I reject it as its not my birthday, I give it to the next poster

[snorsorbet]

I just take it from BP and stomp on it!

I give the next poster this story:

Once upon a time, there was a lone and old man living in the jungle. He made nice juices of all kinds and then sold them on the market. One day, it came a tall man who knocked on the old mans small hut. He asked for a glass of orange juice. The old man asked if he would drink the juice. The tall man said that he would not tell him, but he would not drink it. The old man mixed the tall man an orange juice, but said that he would not give the juice to the tall man if he would not tell him what he would do with it. But the tall man just snapped the glass of orange juice out of the old mans hand and jumped out of the window. The old man started training to jump out of the window, thinking that the tall man might come back. A month later, the tall man came back. He asked for a glass of orange juice and the old man mixed an orange juice for him. The old man said, again, that he would not give the tall man the orange juice if he would not tell him what he was going to do with it. The tall man just took the glass of orange juice and jumped out of the window. The old man jumped after the tall man, and after running for a while they got to a narrow passage of trees. The tall man climbed up to a tree and fled by climbing tree to tree. The old man did not try to catch up with him, but he started to train climbing in trees thinking that the tall man might come back. A month later, the tall man came back. He asked for a glass of orange juice and the old man mixed an orange juice for him. The old man said, again, that he would not give the tall man the orange juice if he would not tell him what he was going to do with it. The tall man just took the glass of orange juice and jumped out of the window. The old man jumped after the tall man, and after running for a while they got to a narrow passage of trees. The tall man climbed up to a tree and fled by climbing tree to tree. The old man followed him throughout the treetops until they got to a plain. They ran on the plain for thirty minutes, but after a while the old man gave up and turned back home. The old man started to train in running, thinking that the tall man might come back. A month later, the tall man came back. He asked for a glass of orange juice and the old man mixed an orange juice for him. The old man said, again, that he would not give the tall man the orange juice if he would not tell him what he was going to do with it. The tall man just took the glass of orange juice and jumped out of the window. The old man jumped after the tall man, and after running for a while they got to a narrow passage of trees. The tall man climbed up to a tree and fled by climbing tree to tree. The old man followed him throughout the treetops until they got to a plain. They ran on the plain for thirty minutes, but the old man did not get tired. After running additional thirty minutes they got to a lake. The tall man swam over the lake, but the old man couldn't swim. Ha started to train in swimming, thinking that the tall man might come back. A month later, the tall man came back. He asked for a glass of orange juice and the old man mixed an orange juice for him. The old man said, again, that he would not give the tall man the orange juice if he would not tell him what he was going to do with it. The tall man just took the glass of orange juice and jumped out of the window. The old man jumped after the tall man, and after running for a while they got to a narrow passage of trees. The tall man climbed up to a tree and fled by climbing tree to tree. The old man followed him throughout the treetops until they got to a plain. They ran on the plain for thirty minutes, but the old man did not get tired. After running additional thirty minutes they got to a lake. The tall man swam over the lake, and the old man dove into the water and swam after him. After ten minutes of swimming, they got to the other side of the lake. The old man caught up with the tall man, but he could not stop the tall man. The old man turned back and started to train wrestling, thinking that the tall man might come back. A month later, the tall man came back. He asked for a glass of orange juice and the old man mixed an orange juice for him. The old man said, again, that he would not give the tall man the orange juice if he would not tell him what he was going to do with it. The tall man just took the glass of orange juice and jumped out of the window. The old man jumped after the tall man, and after running for a while they got to a narrow passage of trees. The tall man climbed up to a tree and fled by climbing tree to tree. The old man followed him throughout the treetops until they got to a plain. They ran on the plain for thirty minutes, but the old man did not get tired. After running additional thirty minutes they got to a lake. The tall man swam over the lake, and the old man dove into the water and swam after him. After ten minutes of swimming, they got to the other side of the lake. The old man caught up with the tall man and sent him falling to the ground. The old man said that if the tall man wouldn't tell him what he would do with the glass of orange juice, the old man would not let him go. The tall man told him his secret if the old man promised not to tell anybody what the tall man would do with the glass of orange juice. The old man promised it, and since that day, he has kept his promise to the tall man...

[Drahcir]

I wear earplugs

Anyway, I draw a second beamsword and attack the next poster.

[sadbhav]

I block it with beam shield O.O

[snorsorbet]

Since you do not send an attack against me, I watch you block the beam sword.

I eat uber barf pills and turn my face against the next poster!

[Drahcir]

I fling a grenade into your mouth as you open your mouth. The grenade blocks the barf before exploding.

A cruiser above fires a gigantic laserbolt at the next poster.