The Resistance / Story of Insanity

[Ascor]

D) YEAH
Helicopter exploding is so great

[snorsorbet]

D)
(for obvious reasons )

[Ramond]

Ramon: WOAH!

The helicopter starts smoking.

A Yoshi: IT'S GONNA BLOW!
Tatoriga: GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Ramon: Guys, it's a dud.

The helicopter explodes.

A Yoshi: NOO!!!
Tatoriga: Rest in pieces, XM, XZ and Xample.
Ramon: What?
A Yoshi: They DIED, idiot!

Suddenly XM, XZ and Xample appear behind them.

Ramon: Who's the idiot now?
A Yoshi: What? NO!!!
Ramon: YES, you mean?
A Yoshi: NOO!!!!
Ramon: Well whatever.
Tatoriga: Erm... weren't you in the helicopter?
XM: Which helicopter?
XZ: I was just feeding my goldfishies.
Xample: Luckily the stove was alright.
A Yoshi: Weird. I swear I saw you being carried away out there.
XM: Oh, THAT!
XZ: Yeah, well they just wanted to have fun, so they carried us.
Xample: I don't know why but then they dropped us, those basturds!
XZ: We were so angry with them that we went back.
A Yoshi: That doesn't explain it?
Ramon: It doesn't matter.
Tatoriga: Yay, we're complete again and the helicopters are gone!

Then...
A) another helicopter arrives
B) Ramon and Tatoriga battle it out at Brawl
C) a warning signal pops up
D) the helicopter explodes

[skelguardian]

I'll go for.. B!

[Drahcir]

D)
even though there is no more helicopter

[snorsorbet]

D
it would be cool...

[Ramond]

Ramon: Now life is gonna be boring again.

Suddenly the helicopter explodes. It was the helicopter where G.W.Bush had sat in, 854 miles from where the Resistance's basement is located.

Tatoriga: How could life be boring with Brawl?! Ramon, you suck.
Ramon: Well thank you, I still think I could beat you easily.
Tatoriga: Wanna try?
Ramon: No thanks.
Tatoriga: Coward.
XM: Hey guys. I'm trying out a new recipe. Wanna watch?
Ramon: Does it involve Chili flavoured ice cream?
XM: How did you guess?
Ramon: It saved you after all.

When he turns around, he sees Tatoriga and XZ, playing Brawl.

Xample: Can I help you?
XM: Yes please. Get me those ingredients. NOW!

XM hands Xample a list with a lot of stuff on it.

Xample: This is madness.
XM: Madness?
Ramon: I bet you expected the sparta joke here.
XM: Just go and get me this stuff already!

Ramon watches Tatoriga and XZ. XZ fails horribly.

XZ: Noez!
Tatoriga: What?
XZ: I lost!
Tatoriga: I can see that. Oh and yes you lost, heh.
Ramon: Where's A Yoshi?

A Yoshi jumps out of the fridge.

A Yoshi: What is it?
Ramon: ...nothing. (Wondering about what you were doing in there.)
A Yoshi: Why call me, then?!

Ramon answers:
A) "XM is going crazy again."
B) "Dunno."
C) "Tell me, what were you doing in there?"
D) "Some helicopter exploded and apparently Bush died."

[The Lost Global Mod]

C)
i wonder too

[Ramond]

Ramon: Tell me, what were you doing in there?

A Yoshi moans.

A Yoshi: I needed to cool down my temper.
Ramon: Why?
A Yoshi: Because you stupid man called me out without reason.
Ramon: Hey... that was AFTER you were in the fridge!
A Yoshi: Yes, but I knew you would ruthlessly call me out like that!
Ramon: Still doesn't clear up the reason why you've been in the fridge.
A Yoshi: My temper would heat from your calling me. So I cooled down.
Ramon: But if you wouldn't have gone into the fridge, I wouldn't have called you!
A Yoshi: But I knew you'd call me, that's why I went in in first place!
Ramon: But what if I wouldn't have called you? Why would you have been inside there then?
A Yoshi: To cool my temper!
Ramon: From what?
A Yoshi: That you didn't call me, so I wouldn't be able to get out of the fridge! Which would heat me up a lot.
Ramon: But if you wouldn't have gone into the fridge, you wouldn't have even needed to cool you down out of either reason.
A Yoshi: But if I wouldn't have gone into the fridge, I wouldn't have been able to cool down.
Ramon: Cool down from what?
A Yoshi: Your heart attack attack towards me.
Ramon: But I said I wouldn't have called you if you wouldn't have entered the fridge.
A Yoshi: I knew you would call me, that's why I went in.
Ramon: How should you have known I'd call you?
A Yoshi: Because as long as you wouldn't have called me, I'd have been in the fridge, waiting for you to call me.
Ramon: What if I wouldn't have called you?
A Yoshi: Eventually you would have, because I would have gone missing.
Ramon: But couldn't you have just come out by yourself?
A Yoshi: Yes, but I needed to wait for you to call me out that I would heat up, making being in the fridge make sense.
Ramon: But if I wouldn't have called you, you would have heated up anyways, making sense staying in the fridge.
A Yoshi: Yes, but then I wouldn't have had a reason to go out of the fridge at all.
Ramon: You make no hymns. Hey, would you mind trying it again, please?
A Yoshi: Sure, to show you that I was right.

A Yoshi enters the fridge and closes the door.

Ramon: See for yourself.

Then...
A) Ramon goes brawling with XZ and Tatoriga
B) Ramon helps XM with the new recipe
C) Ramon goes to have a walk outside
D) Xample returns with the items

[sadbhav]

XDDD that conversation was epik!


lets go with D)Xample returns with items