ur-mom-jokes

[Cerberus]

ok i think the topic says all^^ so tell some ur-mom-jokes
but please post only 1 joke in 1 post. if u wont do so the game will end in a very short time
i will start:

ur mom has a beard and shouts "SPARTA!"

[The Lost Global Mod]

ur mom is so fat she even has her own galaxy

[Cerberus]

ur mom is so fat she jumps up in the air and get stucked :P

btw: i was scared at first i saw that u (just_a_phil) posted here so fast because: u=just_a_phil=moderator=being angry because of everything=saying ur-mom-jokes rnt a forum game=thread closed

[The Lost Global Mod]

hy.. i am only an junior mod.. i still have to learn how to be... angry about everything
also the angry mod has already edited your post

your mum is so fat when cows see here they say "moooo"

[Cerberus]

lol
ok ill think of it when u r angry on someone:P

@sandbag:
well of course they would be offensive but they r not against the mom of someone special or anybody else. its just a joke with no victim. so i think its not really offensive

if ur mom pass the TV u would miss all 3 parts of "the lord of the rings"^^

[The Lost Global Mod]

hm.. well.. do as you wish, bro.
your mum's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!

[skelguardian]

Your mum is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where your dad has two jobs!

[dixon]

tell me your mum's pornsite

EDIT : lock plox

[Pirate]

"Yo mama so stupid that she uses 2 hrs to watch 60 minutes"

[Cerberus]

xD very good one pirate^^

ur mom is so fat, when she went into a cinema the becomes abatement for groups