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06-01-2009, 08:20 AM
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06-01-2009, 09:55 AM
Chuck Norris can kill all spartans by just staring at them
If at first you don't succeed, you're probably not going skydiving again.
06-01-2009, 12:53 PM
Chuck Norris can punch me...
Not that it's anything new, but meh. 
06-01-2009, 12:56 PM
Oh wow this thread is still kicking. XD
Chuck Norris almost hit Bruce Lee with his roundhouse kick. He was defeated that only time. However Bruce Lee died years later. O_O
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
06-01-2009, 01:01 PM
Chuck norris has counted to infinite. Three times this day.
06-03-2009, 10:27 AM
Chuck Norris stole the round house kick of Dennis' Whirlwind kick but Dennis' was still better (Dennis from LF2!)
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06-03-2009, 11:40 AM
chuck norris jumped in the sea
but he did not get wet the sea got chuck norris 
06-03-2009, 12:16 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-03-2009, 12:17 PM by skelguardian.)
Chuck Norris does not need to use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes its actual spelling.
Yea, he rulez. LOL, just found this one xD! (sorry for posting 2 jokes ^^) Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. epic.. lol.. the pope would be happy .gif ";)") !
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