Wish Granted-With a Twist!

[Som1Lse]

okay but you could not control it so you shot yourself and you died

i wish that the next poster can crack this code:

yhgogfu dhjigrd ibvtlk.

[Silverthorn]

The next poster can crack this code, but he won't post the result


I wish for a can of Mountain Dew.

[STM1993]

You have a can of Mountain Dew. But for some reason, the contents are the wrong contents ; it contains a drink that you dislike.

I wish I had a piece of cake.

[Som1Lse]

you have but it is so small that it cant be seen

i wish the next poster can crack the code and post it

[manxeater]

he can, but theres no code!!
roflmao


i wish i could contact someone else(i am serious)

[SirFrog]

You can, but he doesn´t wanna answer.


I wish i could eat diner now.

[STM1993]

You could, but you were hungry later and realized that dinner consisted of all the available food for tonight. You're forced to sleep when you don't want to.

I wish I could have less chilli in my fish (food).

[dazzapizza]

You do get chilli, but it it too hot it burns your face off.

I wish for peace.

[STM1993]

There is peace... but no desire to remain peaceful. Wars soon broke out, and peace was once again lost.

I wish I could do everything I wanted easily.

[Silverthorn]

The easiness makes your life boring. Really boring. You win every game within 5 minutes, you can do anything that you want in record time, etc.
Life gets too boring for you, and you start wishing for more hardships in your life.....

I wish the next poster twists a wish of their choice while "..." are somewhere in his post...