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After half an hour, some soldiers suddenly start vomiting out of the window.
Soldier 1: BBLUAGH!
Soldier 2: UAGHEWERKSHADL!
Soldier 3: BLEUGH!
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Oh no!
The truck comes to a quick stop.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Out of here!
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster launches the three soldiers out of the truck, then continues driving.
Ramon: What was that for?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: I would have hoped you wouldn't have asked.
XZ: So what was it?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: You know, people who vomit are prone to inner body influence.
A Yoshi: What?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Additionally we aren't able to afford any cleaners to wipe up the mess they make.
Ramon: Basically you say that you throw them out because you can't afford people to clean their vomit mess up.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Err... yes
XM: That sounds...
Tatoriga: ...awesome!
Xample: Anybody who vomits is fired?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: But no. We have a vomitorium in our base, and since that cost so much, soldiers who don't even use something we paid so much for don't deserve to be honored any further.
Ramon: Seems pretty logical to me.
XM: At least there's more space here now.
Ramon: Yep. It was very kind of Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster to fire all his soldiers from the truck.
XZ: So where are we actually going?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: We're currently on the way to the base.
Ramon: How long more?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Well... probably about 8 more hours.
Ramon: Holy friggin' fudge!
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: That was if we would take the redirection over Manhattan. But we won't. Waste of time.
XZ: And how long without redirection?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Seriously, I got better things to do than count the time during a flight to the base.
Xample: "Flight"?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Yep. We're so awesome that our truck is so fast that it doesn't touch the floor 50% of the whole tour.
Ramon: Sooo... how much longer til all your base are belong to us?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Shouldn't be too much more... if my chronosense is labouring the way it should.
A Yoshi: Chronosense?
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Silence, mortals! Don't fool my nerves. We should be there any minute.
After half an hour they reach the base. Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster stops the truck and it lands safely on the ground.
Luckily the heroes survive the 5 metre fall.
When they get off the truck and view the base, they gasp.
The base...
A) ...is a giant metal prism below the sands of the desert
B) ...looks like a giant metallic pile of piggywiggy cookies
C) ...is a giant metallic replica of Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
D) ...is in another desert
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Hi there! I like writing stories, and playing lf2 mods.
This is the current stories I'm working on.
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Too late...first one gets it .gif ";)")
And I agree with D), it's the most epic ownage 
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The base is in another desert.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Nooooo!!!
Ramon: Touché.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster:
Tatoriga: Looks like we have just become pretty redundant.
They look around. All they see is sand, wind and sandstorms.
XZ: Take us back home please.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: No.
XM: Then we'll leave you down here. Bye bye.
The friends get on the truck and start it.
Ramon: Oh, Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, one more thing.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Yea?
Ramon: J'ai la tour Eiffel dans mon pantalon.
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: Wait! You can't leave!
The truck starts rollin'. Its speed distance to Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster increases with time. Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster runs after the truck.
A Yoshi: Hah! In your face!
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster: *scream* You will regret it!
XZ: What did he say?
XM: I don't know.
Ramon: To be on the safe side, XZ I think you should take out your diginoculars and watch what he's doing.
XZ: Roger that. *takes out diginoculars*
XM: What do you see?
They don't need any explanation anymore as suddenly an immense loud whizzing can be heard. A lot of smoke rises into the air near Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster's body.
XZ: Holy shi-
Tatoriga: This doesn't look good.
Ramon: What is it?
Tatoriga: That crazy man has fired his rocket launcher at us!
The friends panic. Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster's incredibly wicked laugh can be heard clearly in the whole desert. His muscles move up and down while doing that.
What to do?!
A) Surrender.
B) Use the diginoculars to scan the rocket's velocity.
C) Make a sharp left turn.
D) Scream in fear.
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Wouldn't you do that?
Hiding users' signatures and avatars was the best decision ever.
hey blow :P ~ Bamboori
can I call ya koalafly? ~ Phil
Pogofly - Simoneon
k0a1af1y, looks much more stylish ~ Blue Phoenix
So hey, blow, say something! - Simoneon
Quack? ~ blow_fly98
Hi blow ~Ramond
So... is it decided that we call him "blow"? ~ Blue Phoenix
No. ~ blow_fly98
But blow, all the members now will follow us because of this convo. You're ruined!!! - Simoneon
Meh. But I'll leave this convo here anyway. ~ blow_fly98
meh koala is much more awesome so I will stick to that ~ Phil
Wait, what? Koalas can edit profiles? - Simoneon
lol, seems that i started a long discussion :P ~ Bamboori
You did, indeed. I wonder who will exceed the sig-limit... ~ Blue Phoenix
Please don't trash this. It's good eye-candy. ~ blow_fly98
koala has spoken and so shall it be =) ~ Phil
there're some html here, and bla bla bla, so I think I might exceed it. Period - Simoneon
WHY THE SPOILER?! ~ Blue Phoenix
didn't you spoiler the conversation yourself? ~ Bamboori
BLOW BLOW!!! YOU FORGOT TO WRITE NAKATO IN 'WE'RE WATCHING YOU'!!!!! - Simoneon
To0 8ad. H4 D045n't d0 any MoDdin9 at A11!!!!!!! ~ blow_fly98
Evil Sonidow does, eh? - Simoneon
Of course. Just n0t v4ry 0ft4n. ~ blow_fly98
WHY THE 1337-SPEAK?! ~ Blue Phoenix
Because I am a KOALA!!! ~ blow_fly98
To be honest, I thought they use Eucalyptus-Speal..........
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D: - Simoneon
Noez, Simon forgot to close his notice! ~ Blue Phoenix
oh no its the end of the world! *panic* ~ Bamboori
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Anyone got a Eucalyptus-speak interpreter?
And did you know that a user can have more than 4 images in their signature if we edit it for them? Or am I just the last one to find out?
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OMG spoilers in spoilers! ~ Bamboori
OMG offtopic in offtopic! - Simoneon
OH HAI GUYZ, i didnt you see you thar :P ~ Alectric
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Wasn't there something about childish mods editing signatures lately? ~ Reaper
What?!?! Where was it?!?!?! ~ blow_fly98
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I heard if you edit someone's signature enough, your profile automatically is set to Admin status. BP told me. ~ Alectric
then let's do this! ~ Bamboori
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I liked the report-part until we got to the point of an auto-report function. That's something that requires work --> No. ~ Blue Phoenix
Finally, I get to see some invisible users. *sniggers* ~ blow_fly98
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You know, the ducks are watching. Always watching... ~ SirFrog
Hmm, I think, Lauli is about to climax due to the awesomeness of this color-wall ~ Blue Phoenix
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Ramon, A Yoshi, Tatoriga, XZ and XM scream in fear.
Nothing really happens except the rocket has got a tad nearer to the truck.
What to do next?!
A) Surrender.
B) Use the diginoculars to scan the rocket's velocity.
C) Make a sharp left turn.
D) Investigate the truck.
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And then calculate the time until the rocket gets here.
Hiding users' signatures and avatars was the best decision ever.
hey blow :P ~ Bamboori
can I call ya koalafly? ~ Phil
Pogofly - Simoneon
k0a1af1y, looks much more stylish ~ Blue Phoenix
So hey, blow, say something! - Simoneon
Quack? ~ blow_fly98
Hi blow ~Ramond
So... is it decided that we call him "blow"? ~ Blue Phoenix
No. ~ blow_fly98
But blow, all the members now will follow us because of this convo. You're ruined!!! - Simoneon
Meh. But I'll leave this convo here anyway. ~ blow_fly98
meh koala is much more awesome so I will stick to that ~ Phil
Wait, what? Koalas can edit profiles? - Simoneon
lol, seems that i started a long discussion :P ~ Bamboori
You did, indeed. I wonder who will exceed the sig-limit... ~ Blue Phoenix
Please don't trash this. It's good eye-candy. ~ blow_fly98
koala has spoken and so shall it be =) ~ Phil
there're some html here, and bla bla bla, so I think I might exceed it. Period - Simoneon
WHY THE SPOILER?! ~ Blue Phoenix
didn't you spoiler the conversation yourself? ~ Bamboori
BLOW BLOW!!! YOU FORGOT TO WRITE NAKATO IN 'WE'RE WATCHING YOU'!!!!! - Simoneon
To0 8ad. H4 D045n't d0 any MoDdin9 at A11!!!!!!! ~ blow_fly98
Evil Sonidow does, eh? - Simoneon
Of course. Just n0t v4ry 0ft4n. ~ blow_fly98
WHY THE 1337-SPEAK?! ~ Blue Phoenix
Because I am a KOALA!!! ~ blow_fly98
To be honest, I thought they use Eucalyptus-Speal..........
......
......
D: - Simoneon
Noez, Simon forgot to close his notice! ~ Blue Phoenix
oh no its the end of the world! *panic* ~ Bamboori
Gzz Hizz Fz Mzzz
Anyone got a Eucalyptus-speak interpreter?
And did you know that a user can have more than 4 images in their signature if we edit it for them? Or am I just the last one to find out?
~ blow_fly98
OMG spoilers in spoilers! ~ Bamboori
OMG offtopic in offtopic! - Simoneon
OH HAI GUYZ, i didnt you see you thar :P ~ Alectric
Now, I seriously need to be a part of this. ~ SirFrog
Wasn't there something about childish mods editing signatures lately? ~ Reaper
What?!?! Where was it?!?!?! ~ blow_fly98
DO YOU HAVE SUGAR?! - Simoneon
I heard if you edit someone's signature enough, your profile automatically is set to Admin status. BP told me. ~ Alectric
then let's do this! ~ Bamboori
Just because I don't go around checking every single post and editing signatures doesn't mean that I don't mod here. I just don't check posts that aren't reported. ~ Evil Sonidow
Seriously. We should encourage people to start reporting more :/ - Simoneon
EvErYoNe'S pOsTeD hErE eXcEpT mH.
Hey, maybe we could report every single post just so ES could check them. ~ blow_fly98
You know, that's a hell lot of work. What about a rule that everyone has to report at least one post whenever he logs in? Or an auto-report function? ~ Reaper
I liked the report-part until we got to the point of an auto-report function. That's something that requires work --> No. ~ Blue Phoenix
Finally, I get to see some invisible users. *sniggers* ~ blow_fly98
Oh, i came back. Well, since im already here, i may as well shoot bees ~ Alectric
You know, the ducks are watching. Always watching... ~ SirFrog
Hmm, I think, Lauli is about to climax due to the awesomeness of this color-wall ~ Blue Phoenix
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lol, A would have been awesome. a rocket coming at you and you yelling ''we surrender''
If at first you don't succeed, you're probably not going skydiving again.
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