Translate me!

[LutiChris]

Enlighten my garden with migit's, patrol this tip.

greihnd lainnz ghknoe hoei toe yb deim ol Eish'd beit bye hjits

[Wiro]

Gray lays knee hoe toe why they old english bite bye hits

Pikku taistelijat on todella hyvä peli

[forgetlatios]

pick you, thai stale reject on today's hive of pennies(lol wth?)

irwanto oaran imassa losato(just some senseless crap)

[SirisRhazael]

"irwanto oaran imassa losato"
means
"Imass Iran invented bad."

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To translate:
Przetłumacz ten tekst na angielski. Jeśli uda ci się zrobić to poprawnie, wygrywasz.

EDIT: Fail. It was "Translate this text to English. If you do it correctly, you win the game"

[forgetlatios]

priest ate bloom mace then tested an angel ski. jedi cuba see sea bicubic to pop raw pie, why fry what was. random ftw.
dhus remand ish sig imboa itanari lol randomness

[Wiro]

Pc to mac then text no english. YESS you do see see zorro to pop brownie why cry was?

ninja'd? thus re-man this sig i'm boat it itanaru (the rudolf itachi fusion someone sprited?)

इस सबसे यादृच्छिक बकवास है कि मैं के साथ आ सकता है

[forgetlatios]

The most random crap that I can come up with
lol in hindi?
Kathai C edo C Ssseb da

[LutiChris]

Ok, that Speedo Sooo Sexy, duh...

chrem iez leihk zOK ooohl yio gnohwx?

[ethanara]

the cream is like a sock, are you a gnome?


panshta gooz tue toilet ridam

[LutiChris]

Panda sh*t goo, it's so true...to let rice Damn...

eig ghluvh bhrok Oly ain Dothrg Hrein zhi...