Steal one thing from the person above you

[Shane]

I steal all 245 thanks you have received (including the 50 you stole from me).

How many names do you have? Wayne Jakobus Michael Shane Bane Neumann. O.O

Yep. "Wayne Jakobus Michael" was the only way to prevent a family war (my father's mother already said that my name is Wayne, while my mother wanted me to be Shane). But it's a good thing that I have the accursed full name, because according to Wikipedia, there is a different Shane Neumann, age 25 (±) and I think he's Australian or New Zealand.
"Bane" is my own nickname due to the destruction I have caused to 39478 pens. O.O That's one crazy guess