Steal one thing from the person above you

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I steal your middle name. Shane Neumann.

[Shane]

Actually, my middle name is Shane. My full name is Wayne Jakobus Michael.

I steal your post count.

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How many names do you have? Wayne Jakobus Michael Shane Bane Neumann. O.O

I steal your thanks received. Exactly 50.

[Shane]

I steal all 245 thanks you have received (including the 50 you stole from me).

How many names do you have? Wayne Jakobus Michael Shane Bane Neumann. O.O

Yep. "Wayne Jakobus Michael" was the only way to prevent a family war (my father's mother already said that my name is Wayne, while my mother wanted me to be Shane). But it's a good thing that I have the accursed full name, because according to Wikipedia, there is a different Shane Neumann, age 25 (±) and I think he's Australian or New Zealand.
"Bane" is my own nickname due to the destruction I have caused to 39478 pens. O.O That's one crazy guess

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OooKkk. I steal half of your name. Can i do that? O.O

[Shane]

If it's the "Wayne Jakobus Michael" part

I steal your name on these forums... and give it back to you before stealing your signature's turban/hat/whatever. :P

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I steal your nai lof your 4-th finger of your left arm.
Random aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand weird.

[Shane]

I
Steal
Your
Computer

ISYC

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I steal your TV.
ISYT(V)

[Shane]

I steal your tea... while Vegeta gets crushed by a giant monkey ^_^