The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Jaden: "... Anyway, I guess I ought to go home and start studying for my exams before I get punished. ... Or maybe play some video games? ... Eh, maybe it's better if I--"

???: "JADEN!"

Jaden turns around... and is knocked to the ground.

Jaden: "Owww..."
???: "Sorry~"

Jaden leaps up and opens his eyes.

Jaden: "Alexis. Was it necessary to do that?"
Alexis: "Yep~"

Jaden sighs and mutters to himself.

Jaden: "I think I need a vacation... away from this psychopath..."

[Slasher Omega Ultima]

Kush: "Seriously, is no one noticing me?"

"I feel ignored now."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:...what is wrong with these people

meanwhile...
John:you are in a DRACONIA forest and there isn't anyone beside me,you and that monster
*the monster roars*

[Shane]

Jaden: "... Who are you again?"
Alexis: "I take it you're talking to that one over there who's being ignored?"
Jaden: "Yeah, I didn't even notice him until just a moment ago..."
Alexis: "JADEN!"

Jaden sidesteps Alexis' pouncehug. She crashes on the ground.

Jaden: "Not this time, I don't have time to get hugged."
Alexis: "You'll pay for sidestepping that!"

Suddenly, a giant robot rises up from the ground!

Jaden: "Gah! Robot!"
Alexis: "It was hiding underground? Interesting~"

[Slasher Omega Ultima]

Kushagra: "Sparkos Malphandocuntion!"

*The Robot's parts get swapped. Then he shoots cheese.*

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:i could have swore he was in draconia just 2 seconds ago
the robots weapons turn back to normal and punchs kush
n-evil:very interesting

[Shane]

Jaden: "... Wait a second. Why was there a robot underground?"
Alexis: "Huh?"
Jaden: "I suspect that this robot... was programmed to hide until it was reprogrammed to attack everything, therefore causing much chaos in the world until the moon goes crazy. Of course, that is not logical, ergo, this robot is intended to be illogical in the first place. Seriously, what's with the four arms?"
Alexis: "... I don't know but it's aiming at us."

The robot fires a laser beam, but Alexis and Jaden both dodge it nimbly.

Jaden: "Darkness Element: Undead Hordes!"

Skeletons rise up from the ground, looking at Jaden.

Jaden: "ATTACK THAT ROBOT!"
Alexis: "You can summon undead? In that case... Water Element: Rainstorm!"

It starts to rain as the undead charge at the robot.

Alexis: "Just hope that robot isn't waterproof, because if it is, I'm going to have to figure out something about Endania."
Jaden: "En-what?"
Alexis: "Endania, you know, that planet which somehow has 45 known elemental powers? Like Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Light, Darkness, Cuteness, Chthonic, Ice, Poison, and so on?"
Jaden: "... That's not right at all, you know."
Alexis: "I'm just saying what I know, that's all."
Jaden: "Even so. I've never heard of Endania before. And what's 'chthonic'?"
Alexis: "... The same as 'nether', I believe."
Jaden: "After this, I'm leaving to go on a vacation and when I come back you won't bring this up again."
Alexis: "Okay...?"

[nbaheen]

the robot gets warped in a waterproof suit and then blasts all the undeads with light beams
Jaden:...i think we are in trouble

[Slasher Omega Ultima]

Kushagra: "Khuso Bacca!" (Dang it Idiot!)

*Kush literally summons a paper Katana. Then he somehow blinds everyone and slices the robot so much that his anger blows up the robot. Then he faints.*

Louis: "He's alive, though he let out too much energy in the dimension travelling. And now this.

[nbaheen]

but the robot's blown up parts come together and after a few seconds completely rebuilds himself
nbaheen blinks
nbaheen(t):cheap blind tricks.
nbaheen:well,looks like he didn't manage to do much.