Chuck Norris jokes

[speedthief]

Chuck Norris sniffs glue.Glue sticks Chuck Norris.

[shadowlord]

Write in google Find Chuck Norris and press "I'm feeling Lucky!"

It's AWESOME!!

Guess what will come up?

(Click to View)

It will say "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Run, before he finds you
* Try a different person"

Lol! Im serius try it!

[lf2TimmE1]

@shadowlord: thats as old as chuck norris him self

chuck norris doesn't eats honey he munchs bees

[shadowlord]

@shadowlord: thats as old as chuck norris him self

@Offtopic
*Cries! Really!?!?

@ontopic
You cant find chuck norris he will find you! (Sorry if this already has been mentioned, Im just copying from the google thingy a majig

[speedthief]

Chuck Norris plays LF2,but he was being punched by Davis.

[Bandit-Crusher]

if god can walk on water, Chuck Norris swims on land

[speedthief]

Chuck Norris had a laptop,but he had his lap on the top!

[3rdEnemy]

I know, that everyone probably has heard this, but still it was funny as hell.
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

[speedthief]

Chuck Norris was one of the character in LF2,but was always used as an enemy of the players.

[8obis]

At Chuck Norris 20th birthday Chuck Norris ate the cake before his friends told him that theres a naked girl in it...

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If you write Chuck Norris with small letters on your PC, your PC explodes...