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07-18-2009, 10:16 AM
When Chuck Norris is at the funeral,he roundhouse kick the coffin and made the dead alive again.
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Chuck Norris jokes
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Whenever Chuck Norris bleeds [gets slapped in face] oh right...he doesn't bleed.
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
07-31-2009, 09:04 PM
Chuck Norris is not gay!!
He only sleeps with men because he already had all women over the world, and this twice!
08-02-2009, 03:16 AM
Chuck Norris does not fall through holes...holes fall through Chuck Norris.
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
08-03-2009, 04:52 AM
Chuck Norris does not stop the Juggernaut,
the Juggernaut stops for Chuck Norris.
Trust you're all well.
08-14-2009, 07:22 PM
Chuck Norris can throw a football farther than all the quarterbacks in the NFL and College by barely tossing it. O_o
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
08-14-2009, 07:25 PM
Chuck Norris can...
Sleep.
08-14-2009, 07:34 PM
We all know Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...HE WAITS..
Chuck Norris can die on purpose today and wake up tomorrow.
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
08-21-2009, 12:51 AM
After Chuck Norris dies, we'll see him come back after another beating from Bruce Lee... (then he thanks Bruce for killing him in heaven)
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