Translate me!

[Lauli]

Whaat on hemorrhoids, Ikea HEYAAA!!

Ich hab mir gestern The Tourist angesehen. War nicht schlecht, der Schluss war aber ein bissl unwahrscheinlich.

[MnM]

I've seen yesterday The Tourist. Was not bad, but the final was a bissl unlikely.

poda.

[Lauli]

Poo there.

Also, firzenX you don't understand the game, do you?

FirzenX versteht as spiel echt nicht.

[Jernemies]

FirzenX were testers spy eel eat night.

FirzenX ei ymmärrä tämän pelin ideaa.

[Whaat]

FirzenX doesn´t understand the meaning of this game xp
And i´m 100% sure i translated right :3

Mun mielestä tää peli on ihan ok, ainakin jännempi kuin ´laske OVERNINETHOUSAAANDDD!!´

[Lauli]

How to successfully be funny in this thread:

1. Look at the sentence the above user gives you.
   
2. Translate it incorrectly. Meaning that you should translate the "sound" of the sentence into English.
   
   1. Example: "Fernseher" turns into "Fair 'n sayer" ✓
      Worst case: "Fernseher" turns into "Television" x

[MnM]

:P i was doing the same lauli. Please don't mistake me :P.

My language is tamil. I can type in that one. Sadly, if i type in my lang, u are 0% of understanding it :P. Cause, it is not derived from English .

I start again :

neega ellarum enna thappa purnjukitirukeenga.

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(wtf this is what I saw D: )

I misunderstood it. I thought he was using a translator :P.

[Lauli]

Ich hab mir gestern The Tourist angesehen. War nicht schlecht, der Schluss war aber ein bissl unwahrscheinlich.

I've seen yesterday The Tourist. Was not bad, but the final was a bissl unlikely.

No, you seriously were doing it wrong.

Never go allone in a happy burn-Jukitirukeenga.

Steine ins Wasser werfen.

[MnM]

steyn is washer war far

neega thaan.

[Lauli]

You got it, rejoice! ;)

Ni**er tan.

Das war auch irgendwie rassistisch, oder?