Translate me!

[MnM]

does war ouch irritate damager rascal is itching is older?

naan seri thaan

[Alectric]

none sheri then!

alles was ich sehe sind Pinguine, Pinguine überall

[Bamboori]

all is wah-shee sin penguins, penguins uber all


Galappagosschildkröteneier

[Wiro]

gal (get a life) ape gross chill crow 10 (ten) A (letter) R (letter)

i guess i'm avoiding google translator with this:
tää on ehk järjettömin idea pikkutaistelijakeisarikunnas, tai ainaki näil keskustelupalstoil...

[MnM]

the on yuck! jar jet somin ( :P ) idea pikachu tail is telling jackie sorry alas , thy ain't lucky nail guess ketchup will upload toil . ( EPIC WTF! )

I will give a big one this time.

enakku romba pudichathu kulirsaathan pettiyilirunthu uruvaakapatta thanni thaan. Ithai nee translate pannu parkalam. :P

[Lauli]

A naked rumba Pikachu through Kurdistan prettily runs to your f*****.
Then, then: A thai knee!
Translate "pan", you park-alarm.

Hier hat jemand des letzte Mal vor sechs Jahren was geschrieben.

[the mad maskman]

hire that charmander des letters maefique seeks john, ren was getting ben (perfectly understandable)

[Simoneon]

don't let the game die, you mad maskman!

[Bamboori]

same goes for you simon

Heute ist es so heiß wie lange nicht mehr.

[the mad maskman]

A taoist is so dumb we language might meh.

Les chaussettes de l'archiduchesse sont sèches, archi sèches (french tongue twister)
Edit: looks like i'm regular memeber now!