ur-mom-jokes

[Bamboori]

ur mom throws an orange on the floor and says: "go, pikachu!"

[Ascor]

Damn
it's a tomato ^^

[Cerberus]

ur mom sh**** in front of aldi (famous german discounter) because on the door is written "press"

[sadbhav]

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon

[skelguardian]

ur mum is so fat, on her I.D. it says 'picture continued other side'..
lol

[snorsorbet]

Your mom is so fat that she can play hide and seek with her feet.

[skelguardian]

your mumma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie!

[Cerberus]

ur mom is so fat, when she steps onto a scale it sais "to be continued".

[LutiChris]

ur mom is so hairy that i thought she was my jewish father

[8obis]

Your mom is so fat she can only play games on fullscreen :P

~RtXaS~