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(08-09-2012, 04:21 PM)A-MAN Wrote: (08-09-2012, 08:53 AM)Shane "Bane" Neumann Wrote: (08-09-2012, 05:06 AM)Kashif Wrote: even riddles are welcomed In that case:
What has no legs, but always walks?
What has a mouth, but never talks?
EDIT:
It would appear that some believe those to be two riddles.
It's not two riddles, it's one. A scissor?
(08-09-2012, 04:29 PM)davis60 Wrote: Answer no 1 is corn 8-) Both are wrong.
Clearly none of you have ever played a certain PC adventure game. -_^"
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(08-09-2012, 06:47 PM)Shane "Bane" Neumann Wrote: (08-09-2012, 04:21 PM)A-MAN Wrote: (08-09-2012, 08:53 AM)Shane "Bane" Neumann Wrote: (08-09-2012, 05:06 AM)Kashif Wrote: even riddles are welcomed In that case:
What has no legs, but always walks?
What has a mouth, but never talks?
EDIT:
It would appear that some believe those to be two riddles.
It's not two riddles, it's one. A scissor?
(08-09-2012, 04:29 PM)davis60 Wrote: Answer no 1 is corn 8-) Both are wrong.
Clearly none of you have ever played a certain PC adventure game. -_^" Let me guess... That game is cave story?
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08-09-2012, 08:04 PM
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Shane "Bane" Neumann Wrote:What has no legs, but always walks?
What has a mouth, but never talks? It's a river!
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(08-09-2012, 07:30 PM)A-MAN Wrote: (08-09-2012, 06:47 PM)Shane "Bane" Neumann Wrote: (08-09-2012, 04:21 PM)A-MAN Wrote: (08-09-2012, 08:53 AM)Shane "Bane" Neumann Wrote: (08-09-2012, 05:06 AM)Kashif Wrote: even riddles are welcomed In that case:
What has no legs, but always walks?
What has a mouth, but never talks?
EDIT:
It would appear that some believe those to be two riddles.
It's not two riddles, it's one. A scissor?
(08-09-2012, 04:29 PM)davis60 Wrote: Answer no 1 is corn 8-) Both are wrong.
Clearly none of you have ever played a certain PC adventure game. -_^" Let me guess... That game is cave story?
(08-09-2012, 08:04 PM)Lauli Wrote: Shane "Bane" Neumann Wrote:What has no legs, but always walks?
What has a mouth, but never talks? It's a river!
Not Cave Story. A Tale of Two Kingdoms.
And Lauli is correct. The answer is river.
Another riddle:
If it is dead, it is alive. If it is alive, it is dead.
However, since I translated it directly from Afrikaans, my home language, it may not make sense.
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08-10-2012, 07:49 PM
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-I dont know, iam not doctor.
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There was a car accident in India, 64 people died.
Hahahahaaha, because racist jokes are funny, that's why! :D
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(08-12-2012, 10:08 AM)Lauli Wrote: There was a car accident in India, 64 people died.
Hahahahaaha, because racist jokes are funny, that's why!  :angry:
ha ha ha ha?
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The joke is supposed to portray stereotypes of indian vehicles being very crowded. The absurdity of 64 people being on two cars is the thing that might make one laugh.
Also, what were you trying to say by striking one of my sentences out and putting ":angry:" next to it? :O
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(08-13-2012, 09:19 AM)Lauli Wrote: Also, what were you trying to say by striking one of my sentences out and putting ":angry:" next to it?  Maybe he didn't like that part of the "racist jokes." I don't like it either.
I think racist jokes is something punishable by being put in jail in South Africa, but I'm not certain if it truly is so or if it is so in other countries.
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(08-13-2012, 09:19 AM)Lauli Wrote: The joke is supposed to portray stereotypes of indian vehicles being very crowded. The absurdity of 64 people being on two cars is the thing that might make one laugh.
Of course, the driver cannot see the road so it is darn sure to be crashing onto a pole or something. The driver only sees the tummies of some people idiot enough.
Maybe they wanted a better view of death so they clung to the windshield for a better view.
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