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Chuck Norris jokes
#21
cn hurt his feets while roundhousekick!
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#22
(09-11-2008, 09:41 AM)sadbhav Wrote:  the ancestors of superman lived on earth, they had a quarrel with Chuck Norris, thats why they are on Krypton

Sweet.

Chuck Norris fought ES in real life and the explosion of power created the birth of Zabobula.
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#23
Chuck Norris fought with some toons.....that would explain y they are called STICKmen
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Chuck Norris punched FPS in the face and that created Gears of War, Soldat, Call of Duty, Killzone, and Halo (all of them).
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#25
CN walks throught the rain, but the wet piece on his trouser was no rainw water! :p
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#26
CN only plays LF2 with Firen cause of his roundhousekick (super_punch)

He already finished the Survival Stage two times XD
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#27
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer, he plays with computers! :P
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#28
Chuck Norris forced the ones who gave BP 13 reputation points. lol

Legend tells of a deadly group of fighters who would come in 3 terrifying waves... However Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the 2nd and 3rd so that's why, in Azzy's signature, it always says the first wave.
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#29
Stands in fire because he is fire NOT TRUE Stands in fire because Chuck Norris told him to (no offence)
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If anyone attempted a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick, they would've spun like a helicopter blade right into space.
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