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But a fool and his money are soon parted.
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i will protect the glasses from your hammer with my shield!
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06-08-2017, 11:27 PM
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But my boomerang arcs around your shield and hits you in your unprotected back.
(@maskman: There's a lot of different possible Dantes, he could have been referencing the Dante's Inferno game(in which case it wouldn't be against the rules) which is very loosely based on the comedy written by the real Dante Alighieri. I interpreted "Dante" to be the real one for the purposes of my counter with an exile.)
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But will it hold up when you face a dragon's fire
A sequence of variables thatre engraved since the beginning of the cosmos is responsible for animating things in reality
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Hahaha! First victim! Luti, fire had already been suggested. According to the rules, you will not be able to post something here for 3 days! Also, i will change it from "until the game ends" to "for 3 days". Like that, a single mistake will not be a huge blunder.
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Is the item still armor?
I deliver a concussive force through the armor with a mighty swing of my poleaxe!
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And, suddendly, an explosion occurs inside the fridge, shattering it into tiny pieces along with the poleaxe
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