jokes hahahahahaha

[Kashif]

ok i will tell the answer of second one

open the fridge
put the elephant
close the fridge

now looking at this you will know how to answer the others

[A-Man]

tell four step for putting deer in the fridge
1.Open the fridge
2.Get the elephant out
3.Put the deer
4.close the fridge

its lions party one animal is missing why?
The deer, because its in the fridge?


A question:
Whats the most shocking city? (stole it from kashif )

[Shane]

A question:
Whats the most shocking city? (stole it from kashif )

One full of electricity.
That, or one full of Electric-type Pokémon that enjoy attacking people.

[Kashif]

tell four step for putting deer in the fridge
1.Open the fridge
2.Get the elephant out
3.Put the deer
4.close the fridge

its lions party one animal is missing why?
The deer, because its in the fridge?

the last one if you answered correct the prize is yours

[Kashif]

hahahahahahahahahahahah

a famous quote


come like a horse
sit like a thief
go like a king



this was written on wall of the bathroom
now read it again

[A-Man]

Four expectant fathers pace in a
hospital waiting
room while their
wives are in labor.

The nurse enters and tells the first man, "Congratulations,
you're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence," the
man says. " I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

A little later, the
nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the
father of triplets."
"That's really an
incredible coincidence," he answers. "I work
for the 3M Corporation."

An hour later, the nurse tells the third man that his wife has just given birth to quadruplets.
The man says, "I
don't believe it! I
work for the Four Seasons.
What a coincidence!"

After hearing this, everyone's attention turns to the fourth guy, who has just fainted. He slowly regains consciousness
and whispers, "I
should have never taken that job at
Millennium Computers."

[Lauli]

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a truck.