How to survive a Zombie invasion

[SirisRhazael]

... I like sniper-rifles, ridiculous range Zombie offing ftw.

no wai :lol:
machine & shotguns FTW!

Sledgehammers and garden tools FTW!

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I wish you luck in looking for SHOTGUNS and SNIPER RIFLES when zombies are all around :P
The idea with garden tools isn't that bad, but would you run (without weapon) into a horde of zombies to get a machine gun?

[Alblaka]

Best way not to get infected:

-First get a safe planning position.
-Call all your friends to check whether some of them are survivors, too. Usually, you should try cellphone numbers.
-Gather some supplies, weapons of your choice and roadmaps.
-Find the next bridge on the maps.
(-Wait for your friends to arrive, don't forget to check them on bite wounds)
-Rush outside, hopping into someones car.
-Drive too that bridge.
-Jump from the bridge.

Problem solved, you can't be infected anymore.

[SirisRhazael]

-Jump from the bridge.
Problem solved, you can't be infected anymore.

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[Eddie]

Best way not to get infected:

-First get a safe planning position.
-Call all your friends to check whether some of them are survivors, too. Usually, you should try cellphone numbers.
-Gather some supplies, weapons of your choice and roadmaps.
-Find the next bridge on the maps.
(-Wait for your friends to arrive, don't forget to check them on bite wounds)
-Rush outside, hopping into someones car.
-Drive too that bridge.
-Jump from the bridge.

Problem solved, you can't be infected anymore.

And if you want to survive? :P

[Alblaka]

And if you want to survive? :P

Check that the bridge isn't higher then 3 meters.

[SirisRhazael]

And if you want to survive? :P

Check that the bridge isn't higher then 3 meters.

Wait
We may as well push zombies out of this bridge.
Awesome idea!

[Eddie]

And if you want to survive? :P

Check that the bridge isn't higher then 3 meters.

got a tape measure? :P

@Siris:
Thats if you wanna touch the sods without turning into one.

[sadbhav]

you could ask the zombies politely to wait while you check the bridge's height.....

[Alectric]

ill use my army of giant killer robots to kill all zombies. But that would mean the earth would have a giant killer robot problem, so i would jump of the surface of the earth, travelling till i get to a planet out of reach from the giant killer robots. But i may find space zombies. Thus, repeating the whole process again.

yeah, unrelated post is unrelated perhaps?

[Eddie]

I'll use my army of giant killer robot DUCKS to kill all zombies. But that would mean the earth would have a giant killer robot DUCK problem, so I would jump of the surface of the earth, travelling till I get to a planet out of reach from the giant killer robot DUCKS. But I may find space zombies. Thus, repeating the whole process again.

yeah, unrelated post is unrelated perhaps?

Lol, its now related and more your style :P. Lots of love 'leccy