The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Serenity: "I'm not a demon, I'm a Guardian... That's a big difference..."
Monsters appear!
Serenity: "... Rainbow..."
A rainbow is fired from Serenity's staff, but it barely travels fifty centimeters before it fizzles out.
Serenity: "... I can't take this any longer!"
Serenity bursts out in tears.
Monster 1: "... What is wrong with this mortal?"
Monster 2: "... Unknown problem detected."
Monster 3: "... Time to attack!"

Meanwhile...
Nicole: "A new page, a new page, a new page, a new page..."
Teacher: "NICOLE NEUMANN! WILL YOU STOP SINGING IN CLASS?!"
Nicole: "Sorry, mr. Melna... I'm just trying to get my mind off my brother's death..."
Mr. Melna: "... Go home. Take a few days off from school, we're not going to do much work now anyway, what with it being December in Surfacia..."
Nicole: "... Okay, mr. Melna..."

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: I have a question for you, KarjamP. Name the signature sword that is NOT part of the C-Funnel Burst attack.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen(t):...and there i thought she was a complete happy go lucky
the monsters run toward the duo
nbaheen turns his hand into a hammer and hits one of them which is sent flying and hits the other two
more appear
nbaheen:you may want to stop crying and start defending yourself

[Shane]

All the monsters run towards Serenity, but are knocked back by her tears.
Monster 1: "How is her tears harming us? That's not possible!"
Monster 2: "Scanning mind--"
Monster 2 explodes.
Monster 3: "OH SHOOT SHE DESTROYED A MONSTER WITH THE POWER OF HER MIND!"
Monster 1: "... Hang on, which planet are we on?"
nbaheen: "Earth."
Monster 3: "... Clearly our bosses failed to inform us that the teleporter would take us to the wrong planet. We were supposed to go to Saturn to visit our families, and instead we end up on Earth!"
A rainbow-coloured tear moves to the monster and kills it.
Monster 1: "This looks bad!"
Serenity looks skywards and shouts.
Serenity: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"
The monster and nbaheen are both dazed.
Monster 1: "Don't shout so loud! Don't you know how rude that is?"
The monster is crushed into dust by a massive hammer. The owner is rather tall. As soon as he sees nbaheen, he smiles.
Mysterious Man: "I see you'll be a great Guardian of Earth. And a fantastic Balancer. Take this."
The man gives nbaheen a medal.
Mysterious Man: "It allows entering a castle in the sky."
The mysterious man disappears.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:who on earth was that
n-evil:massive hammer wielding tall guy...i will go take a look at the memories of those old books you read
n-good:i will give you a hand
Serenity stops crying
nbaheen:finally you stoped crying and i might as well go to this castle in the sky...what an odd name,see you later
nbaheen flies off
n-evil:are you sure its a good idea to leave that rainbow head on earth
nbaheen(t):no,but i am sure i will have plenty of cleaning to do once i return
n-evil:and i couldn't find anything on that guy
nbaheen(t):not a problem
nbaheen reaches and enters the castle
nbaheen(t):cause we are gonna find out soon enough

[Shane]

A group of people saw nbaheen entering the castle. They all bow. One of them walk to nbaheen and gives him a crown.
Girl: "Welcome to your castle, your highness. From the top of the tower, you can see the entire planet. There are also several other things you can do here, like relax."

Meanwhile, on Table Mountain...
Serenity: "... I can't go on like this..."
She teleports to the top of the Drakensberg and sighs.
Serenity: "... I can't take it anymore..."
She leaps off the mountain top.

Meanwhile...
An Attack Ball crashed on Earth. It opens and out comes a mysterious girl.
Girl: "... So this is Earth? Pathetic, I thought it would be twice as large!"
Two armed men run towards her, holding guns.
Man 1: "You! Don't move or else!"
Man 2: "Yeah! Don't tell anyone that we're running from the cops! And don't tell them where we're running!"
The girl sighs.
Girl: "Seriously, you're messing with the wrong person here. I'm worse than any police officer in existence."
The girl fires several ki-blasts at the men, knocking them out.
Girl: "Heh, that'll give 'em nightmares. I'd better hide, though..."
The girl hides behind a rock as the police come running.
Police Officer 1: "There they are!"
Police Officer 2: "And they're unconscious. They must have ran into a wall or something..."
Police Officer 1: "Heh. They're going to wake up in prison, where they belong for stealing the Sapphire Snake."
Police Officer 2: "As well as the Red Rat, the Purple Python and the Amber Ape."
The police officers leave as the girl comes out of hiding.
Girl: "... Close call. Weird names for gems, though. Guess I have to keep a low profile, then, seeing as none of them can fly..."
The girl begins to walk in the opposite direction after sending her spaceship to fly to Earth's moon.
Girl: "I won't be needing this yet."
The ground shakes violently and the girl barely manages to stay standing. Several people panic.
Police Officer 1: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!"
Police Officer 2: "TEH APOCALYPSE!"
Girl: "What was that?"
The girl flies off in search of the intense quake's source - and she finds it.
Girl: "Did she do that?"
The girl lands near Serenity, who's crying.
Girl: "... What happened?"
Serenity: "I can't take it anymore... Just end me..."
Girl: "But-- I can't just kill somebody without good reason!"
Serenity: "Just end me, please... I don't deserve to live... I wish I never existed..."
The girl sighs.
Girl: "... You'll get over it."
Serenity: "JUST KILL ME!"
The girl sighs yet again.
Girl: "... You force me to do this."
The girl focuses on Serenity, who quickly loses consciousness.
Girl: "... I think I'll take you with me, just in case you try to kill yourself again... I know how you feel, I tried killing myself when I was younger. But I failed, and ended up in hospital, and now I've gotten over it-- what's that power level I'm sensing? It's... close."
A giant drill appears!
Drill: "Life sources detected. Preparing to feast on human souls."
The girl puts Serenity carefully on the ground.
Girl: "I'm not human. I'm a Saiyan."
The girl transforms, her hair becomes gold in colour, and she is surrounded by a golden aura and a golden glow.
Girl: "A Super Saiyan, to be exact."
The girl and the giant drill begin to fight each other, but the girl wins quickly.
Girl: "Piece of cake!"
The girl reverts to her base form, picks Serenity up again, and starts flying upwards.
Girl: "I hope I'm flying in the correct direction..."

Later...
The girl lands on an island floating in the sky.
Girl: "I guess I did."
She walks into a room and carefully puts Serenity on a couch. Then the girl walks to the kitchen and begins making something to eat...

[KarjamP]

PK: "Jack Sparrow from the Caribbean sure does get killed a lot.
"Anyway,
"The answer to the thirty first question is 'Nbaheen'.
"The answer to the thirty second question is 'You where describing what the man-eating squirrel was'.
"The answer to the thirty third question is 'Shane'.
"The answer to the thirty fourth question is 'Kushagra'.
"The answer to the thirty fifth question is 'Kim'.
"The answer to the thirty sixth question is 'Blue Phoenix, Simoneon, Reaper, Azriel, MH-Razen, Alectric and Ramond'.
"The answer to the thirty seventh question is 'Sam and Eric'."

KarjamP: "PK! Be serious!"

PK: "Couldn't resist.
Okay, the true answer to the thirty seventh question is 'killing one ends the others life, and killing them results in the universe's destruction'.
"The answer to the thirty eighth question is 'Blue Phoenix'."

KarjamP: "Hmm, must've fallen to the dark side."

PK: "..."
"The answer to the thirty ninth question is 'Shane'.
"The answer to the fortieth question is 'allegedly five Saiyans'.
"Just to let you know that I'm hypnosis proof."

KarjamP: "PK was supposed to have use very well done espionage abilities to bypass you guy's detections of him as he spied on you guys for personal reasons."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen takes the crown off his head and returns it to the person
nbaheen:thanks guys,but i already have a place which can help me keep an eye on the entire universe,and i prefer not be a king or anything
n-evil:not to mention the crown made you look like a half brain
nbaheen(t):very funny evil
nbaheen:either way i should go back and show a visitor some hospitality and fix some problem
nbaheen disappears
nbaheen teleports to the saiyan
nbaheen:greetings saiyan(wonder which other race/character from cartoons will appear)and welcome to earth,how can i help you

[KarjamP]

KarjamP: "Sorry that I've didn't make PK anwer your question, Kushagra.
"I didn't see it."

PK: "Anyway, the answer is the 'Soul Reaper'."

KarjamP: "I hope I made PK correct."

PK: "You seem to voicing Author KarjamP often than usual, KarjamP."

KarjamP: "Well, since I was intended to be his avatar in the first place..."

PK: "...He can be a normal character outside of voicing the thoughts of Author KarjamP."

[Shane]

Shaie & Jason: "Ahem."
Shaie: "Forty-one, how did my oldest sister escape hypnotism from Blue Phoenix's machine? Forty-two, what word does Bla bla bla 44 use instead of the F-word? Forty-three, who used a Mutality? Forty-four, what defeated the Reaper? Forty-five, who used a Dark Aura Limit Break to save who? That's two answers, by the way - the one who was saved and the one who used the D-A-L-B."
Jason: "Forty-six, who misinterpreted the prophecy of the Dragon Rider Prince and Princess who recently died? Forty-seven, who needed to go on vacation? Forty-eight, who was shouted to death by the girl who misinterpreted the prophecy? Forty-nine, which foes can only be defeated by G-Cons? And fifty, name the trio of Time, Space and Dimensions, who are all related to each other! No, they're not Pokémon."

Meanwhile...
Saiyan Girl: "... Still unconscious, wow..."
Serenity was still lying on the couch. The Saiyan who stopped her from suiciding was waiting patiently, eating a homemade pizza.