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[Alblaka]

Actually

When life gives you lemons, you make... no wait! I'm not gonna let me tell how to make my lemonade! If the live gives you lemons, THROW THEM BACK AT IT! And i will burn your house, life! With... LEMONS! Yes, i will tell my scientists to develope COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS! And then i will burn your house with them! Hah, take that.

Note: I don't remember the actual text word for word AND it's a crappy translation!

[TheNave]

@Up
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
―Cave Johnson

[LSwarley]

When life gives you lemons, make others wonder how u made orange juice

[Alblaka]

Magicka - Most epic game ever

Hehe, i rather preferred the doom machine or the dunka-dunka :3

Or the fact you could essentially kill everyone in the game, including all the bad AND the good guys...
Using a meteorshower on innocent village population is sooooo badass.

edit:
Did i mention i beat Khan accidentally by creating a shield dome, which caused him to be knocked into the air while charging at me. He ended up behind the rooms wall and then died after a few seconds... easiest and most amusing win ever :§

[no one]

Magicka - Most epic game ever

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Best thing I've heard since "people die when they are killed" XD

[mfc]

i downloaded and tested such "ntsd add-ons" alot in the past, and theyre not better dc'ed than copying firen's fire ball opoint and pasting it into templates punching frames and be all like "OLOLO I mead nuw char it can shoot fuer when pznching, it totally awesome! Best char evaaaArz!!!!!11!"

HAHAHAHIHIHO!

[Monolith]

Best thing I've heard since "people die when they are killed" XD

you was having in mind this?

[LutiChris]

Matthew (my 6 year old brother): A girl kissed me at school!
Me: Aww! What did you do?
Matthew: I told the teacher.

[TheNave]

I am Indian but I know Portuguese (google translator)

[Electric2Shock]

bg\sys\lol\bg.dat

LOL