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[Simoneon]

[6:48:05 PM] Lauli, aka. Lauli: anyways, I'll have some toilet action now

Oh Lauli you so random

[LutiChris]

[4:56:50 PM] Elias/Illia Stadnyk: we are 30 seconds away from mars you know that don't you
[4:57:08 PM] Ian Murphy: it depends :P
[4:57:54 PM] Ian Murphy: "The typical time during Mars's closest approach to the Earth every 1.6 years is about 260 days."
[5:00:07 PM] Ian Murphy: 1,347,840,000s vs. 30s [epic difference illia] :P

he meant the song...but whatev's :P

[oliveryungo]

Me: Oh look, this plane crashed, I wonder what film it is?
Dad (who is not so good at english): It's the survivor "die cast"
Me: Uh, you mean "Castaway"?

[Bamboori]

better late than never:

i read through a poem by firzenX,
i wish i had a giant T-rex,

Firzenxs' poem seems to generalise,
my t-rex can shoot lasers from its eyes,

Drugs seems to be an addressed issue,
If T-rex sneezed, it would need a massive tissue

lf2timmE1 made a weird picture,
A laser shooting T-rex is an awesome creature,

Sorry for posting my poem,
For the T-Rex, little is known.

i say drugs

[chase123]

Negative (-1): Rating people -1 for no reason is not polite... Exspecially not if you aren't active on the forum anyways.

[Simoneon]

Bscly albaka fails even more than that other guy.

[Magnamancy]

Magna: "Aww, night already? but I've still got stuff to build...
...
It couldn't be that bad if I keep my wits about me..."
*walks outside*
Magna: "... heh... heheh... not an enemy in sight, alright.
Now, where was my base, oh, here we are-"
???: "sssSSSS"
Magna: "OH FFFUUU-"



Minecraft: A Creeper wrecked your everything. Respawning...

True story.

[SirFrog]

SirFrog: Oh, a cave! There's probably some nice ore and stuff inside!
-Three hours later-
SirFrog: FFFFFFFFFFFF-
SirFrog: I'll be having to dig through the roof... with my FISTS! (Ran out of pickaxes)
-Digs upwards about 16 meters-
-Comes up like 8 meters from the cave entrance-
SirFrog: FFFFFFFFFFFF-

[MnM]

Me : Eat noodles?

Friend : Nah Just trying to fix my phone.

Me: Ah i see gimme that lemme take a look at it.

*wires were cut and its outer colour was torn away by knife.

Me : Hey ! Here, come have a look. See?

"Phone Works"

Friend : What the hell?? Man How did u do tat?

" Opens up the phone and shows him the fixed part*

Me: Just used a noodle! There Were Noodle reasons so it can be made a perfect noodle cell phone. See ,Noodle can even help u climb a mountain , tie an object , and even can used to connect a wire.

**** Weird! ****

[oliveryungo]

Person A: You're so gullible.
Person B: I am not!
Person A: Yes you are.
Person B: Prove it!
Person A: I don't want to. And did you know that "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?
Person B: REALLY?! That's weird.
Person A: Pwnt.