iGod - Chatbot deluxe

[speedthief]

Mathematics (Click to View)

Do you know mathematics?
God:
The group of sciences (including arithmetic, geometry, algebra, calculus, etc.) dealing with quantities, magnitudes, and forms, and their relationships, attributes, etc., by the use of numbers and symbols.

Geography (Click to View)

Me:
Do you know Geography?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

Music (Click to View)

Me:
Do you know music?
God:
Music is a time-frequency wave function with tonal qualities pleasing to the human ear.

And LASTLY (Click to View)

Me:
Do you know Justin Bieber?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Do you really know Justin Bieber?
God:
For real. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Did Justin Bieber talk to you?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
What do you think of Justin Bieber?
God:
Does it have anything to do with GEOGRAPHY?

[Ragor]

Me:
Are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Cool story bro!
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
Thanks! I will!
God:
Don't mention it. Go ahead.
Me:
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *exits*
God:
I lost my train of thought.

Short convo is short.