Chuck Norris jokes

[Lauli]

Chuck norris only has gay sex when there are no women left

(which is actually pretty disgusting)
(And I meant gay sex to be disgusting, not normal one... ahem)

[Silverthorn]

Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares at a book until he gets the information he wants.

[sadbhav]

If human cloning were ever discovered, it would be banned. because if a Chuck Norris roundhorse kick meets another Chuck Norris roundhorse kick, the universe would end.

[Lauli]

The answer of what will happen when a unmoveable object hits an unstoppable object was answered when chuck norris roundhousekicked himself.

[Zabobula]

Um...is anyone posting their OWN Chuck Norris jokes?

Chuck Norris is an Army of One.

You know those discussions about UFO sighting at Groom Lake? Their are actually guys being sent into space after a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.

LFE was almost destroyed because Chuck Norris hacked into the system...but he spared it because MH made him a hidden administrator.

[Silverthorn]

oh, we should limit ourselves to our own jokes? kayz, let's think...


According to Physics, you'd have an infinite weight at the speed of light and thus not able to accelerate anymore. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris doesn't care a darn thing about Physics, so he is able to move faster than light.


Oh, I just have to link this, it is the epic awesomeness

[Zabobula]

Freakin awesome BP

The real reason Jason Bourne lost his memory and didn't remember who he was is because he narrowly dodged a small roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris but the sheer aftershock of the attack knocked him out and halted his memories.

[sadbhav]

Chuck Norris once gambled for one day, he quit, cause they wouldn't let him take all their money again.

[Zabobula]

Firzen + Julian = Chuck Norris

Gogeta + Vegito + Gotenks = Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris + Chuck Norris = #######??????ERROR?????VALUE????!!!!!!#######

[sadbhav]

the ancestors of superman lived on earth, they had a quarrel with Chuck Norris, thats why they are on Krypton