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09-17-2008, 10:57 AM
If Chuck Norris weren't here the earth would've been consumed by a black hole 100000 years ago.
If at first you don't succeed, you're probably not going skydiving again.
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09-17-2008, 07:10 PM
If Chuck Norris doesn't live past December 12, 2012 then the earth will be consumed by a black hole
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
09-18-2008, 10:19 AM
Chuck Norris sat through EVERY ONE of George Bush's speeches (scary)
If at first you don't succeed, you're probably not going skydiving again.
09-18-2008, 01:42 PM
Chuck Norris laughs at Carrot Top's jokes....when he doesn't have his props.
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
09-19-2008, 10:26 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't laugh, the force would destroy the earth.
If at first you don't succeed, you're probably not going skydiving again.
09-19-2008, 11:53 PM
Chuck Norris lived in New Orleans and slept through Hurricane Katrina
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
09-20-2008, 07:00 PM
The smallest roundhouse kick Chuck Norris did caused the Tri-State tornado all those years back...O_O
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
09-20-2008, 07:24 PM
Chuck Norris quit smoking after it caused ALL of China's smog.
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