The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Shane: "..."
*encounters an Eliminator*
Shane: "F**k you."
*annihilates Eliminator beyond recognition*
*an Invisible appears (can't find screenshot, will search for it)*
Shane: "F**k you too."
*turns Invisible into a Pure Heartless*
Shane: "My f**king cold has gotten worse when it was f**king getting better. NOW I WILL F**KING KILL YOU, GLITCH MONSTER! YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE MY F**KING FURY!"
'Glitch Monster': "Uh, I'm not a monster. I'm an Inhuman, like you, uh..."
Shane: "Out of my way!"

(I'm angry because my cold just got freaking worse. Part of my evil Alter Ego is trying to escape, thus the f-word...)

[Bla bla bla 44]

I just watch you go crazy and i'm all like .

[Shane]

I find the source of the glitches...
Source: "So you came."
Shane: "Who the f**king hell are you?"
Source: "I am Roxas. I will kill you. Prepare yourself!"
*Roxas wields two Keyblades, Oblivion and Oathkeeper*
Shane: "Roxas? Isn't he from Kingdom Hearts 352/2?"
Roxas: "Huh?"
*"Glitch Person" walks to Shane*
Kim: "I'm Kim, and he's a digital person. He has no idea about Nintendo DS games."
Roxas: "Wait, I think I get you. But kill me. Or I--"
*Shane takes his sword after reverting to Normal Inhuman form*
Roxas: "... shall kill YOU!"
Shane: "You're not related to Ballos from Cave Story, are you?"
Kim: "Just beat this idiot already."
Shane: "Fine, I'll f**king beat him into oblivion!"
Roxas: "That's the name of one of my Keyblades."
Shane: "Oh, go to the f**king Sacred Grounds."
*the battle begins!*

[nbaheen]

i looked at both of you and the battle than asked 44
"whats up with him his been acting weired ever since he found the back-door"

[Shane]

I hear it.
Shane: "Actually, my f**king cold got worse and I'm f**king angry now."
Roxas: "Who are you talking to?"
Kim: "Somebody outside of the Datascape."
Shane & Roxas: "The what?"
Roxas: "Oh, so what. I think this will do!"
*attacks Shane with a dual slash, only for it to pass through Shane*
Kim: "You're a ghost?!"
*Shane disappears and attacks Roxas from behind with sword*
Shane: "Afterimage."
Roxas: "What the hell?"
Shane: "That's the f**king Sacred Grounds, you f**king idiot."
*battle continues*

[nbaheen]

nbaheen continues to watch the battle between Shane and Roxas....

[Shane]

nbaheen continues to watch the battle between Shane and Roxas....

Through a computer screen, too!

Shane: "Guten rotschwert, what in f**king blazes are those weapons made of?"
Roxas: "Ha, you are no match for me in a fair fight!"
Shane: "Then I guess I'll pull a Ryudo."
Roxas: "A what?"
Shane: "Ever heard of a video game called Grandia II?"
Kim: "I have..."
Roxas: "Not in my entire life!"
Shane: "The primary protagonist is Ryudo, a, shall I say, sarcastic, snide, and irreverent young mercenary-for-hire known as a Geohound who lives as a wanderer taking whatever job will pay him, including slaying freaking dangerous monsters."
Roxas: "What's a Geohound?"
Kim: "He just said what it is. Don't you listen?"
*Roxas throws Oathkeeper (his one Keyblade) at Kim*
Shane: "Nice..."
*Shane hits it back with his sword*
Shane: "... try!"
*Shane throws his sword into the air*
Shane: "Sworn enemies..."
Kim: "I know what you're going to say, uh..."
Shane: "You shall be defeated!"
*Shane leaps up and grabs his sword*
Shane: "Take that!"
*Shane does a flip in mid-air before plunging his sword into the ground*
Shane: "Sky Dragon Slash!"
*a pattern appears where Shane plunged the sword into the ground, growing rapidly into one that extends for 3 meters around him*
Kim: "No way!"
*Kim casts Levitate to avoid injury*
*Roxas takes 9999 damage*
Roxas: "That power! It cannot be..."
Shane: "You're still f**king alive, and you seem to have lost..."
Kim: "15% of his maximum hitpoints!"
Shane (in shock): "WHAT?!!?!!?"

[Bla bla bla 44]

I answer to nbaheen: "Don't know he's kind of crazy. Maybe he was infected by a spell?"

[Shane]

Shane: "I heard that, and I already said, it's a f**king cold! And my life is so unfair that I even get punished for things that happen whilst I am sleeping!"
Kim: "What?"
Shane: "I get punished for the petrol prices rising. I get punished for something that happens in America. I get punished just for tripping over a stick. I even get f**king punished for something that happens in outer space! What the f**king hell?"
Roxas: "Wait, what? Why don't you destroy everything on Earth and rebuild it then?"
Shane: "Because I'm not f**king evil!"
*Shane cuts Roxas' mask off*
Kim: "Is that..."
Roxas: "YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
Kim: "It can't be..."
Roxas: "YOU WILL NOW DI--"
Shane: "F**k you."
*Shane spins around and decapitates Roxas*
Kim: "That was... my brother's wife's sister's friend's sister's aunt's son..."
*Shane cuts Roxas' torso off*
Kim: "He tried murdering me once..."
*Shane cuts Roxas' arms off whilst Kim starts crying*
Kim: "I was almost killed..."
*Shane cuts Roxas' legs off*
Kim: "If... If Sjane didn't find me..."
Shane: "Frozenkenbomb!"
*Shane blows Roxas' dismembered corpse to smithereens with an ice ball*
Kim: "... I'd be dead..."
Shane: "I hate my unfair life. At least I'm not..."
*Shane does a victory pose*
Shane: "... suicidal."

[Bla bla bla 44]

I am just watching you destroying that guy. Then i say:
"O.............K............. I'll just go now. The bathroom is calling me!"
*I run away but i trip on a branch and i pass out.