The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Bla bla bla 44]

Me: Oh, cool.
*Punches a robot thus striking him into bunch of rocks.
You: Yeah it is. I'm full of new ideas.
Me: Well i hope you'll finish them.
*starts throwing ki-balls.
EDIT: September 1. That's when school starts.

[Shane]

**** CASTLE OF THE SEVEN ORBS ****
Shane: "I'm bored. I'm going online, see if there is anything to do... Maybe make a text adventure or something..."
**** EARTH (I THINK) ****
* Goku and Vegeta both look shocked as Piccolo appears *
Vegeta: "This is absurd. How can there be two Piccolos?"
Goku: "Gosh, this must be illusions..."
Piccolo: "Maybe, or that old guy's sister did this."
* Gohan appears *
Gohan: "Dad! Piccolo! Vegeta!"
* Raditz appears... as a Super Saiyan *
Raditz: "Hey, what's going on?"
*robots appear with the Red Ribbon Army logo*

[Bla bla bla 44]

Me: The fudge are you guys doing here?
Piccolo: We're here on a mission but who the fuzz are you?
Me: I am your father! Join me and we shall rule the world as father and son!
Piccolo: Huh ?
Me: Kidding... I am from a parallel universe and i got here by accident. Actually my name is Bla bla bla 44. It may sound weird but the names in my world are all like that.

[Shane]

Goku: "How did you get brought back from the dead?"
Raditz: "What the f**k are you talking about?"
Vegeta: "You don't remember anything of being killed?"
Raditz: "No, but I remember killing Frieza with my brother's help."
Gohan: "Uhh... I think I'll go join Piccolo."

****MEANWHILE****
It is raining squirrels in Guardia.

[Bla bla bla 44]

Me: blaghr, blaghr, blaghr, blaghr..... i've gone nuts!
*Everyone is looking at me...

[Shane]

*Bla bla bla 44 gets sent into Little Fighter 2*
Bla bla bla 44: "Okay, what the fudge is going on here?"
*nbaheen gets sent into Pokémon*
nbaheen: "This is weird..."
*Little Fighter 2 and Pokémon combine to create Pokémon Fighter 2*

[nbaheen]

nbaheen: POKEMON!!!!!!and LF2.....i am out of here there is a world to protect, I have no time to play
*nbaheen trows a ball at 44*
nbaheen: use it to get back to the real world...
*nbaheen gets back to real world with his teleportation device*
nbaheen: i am back
vegeta: go away kid this place is no place to play in
nbaheen: for your information i and bla bla bla 44 have been fighting all sort of thing that tried to attack the place for a long time now
vegeta: ya right bla bla bla 44's power looks strong but yours is plain pathetic
nbaheen: i am easily more powerful than you and goku and vegito and gogeta's power combined!!
*Vegeta and goku laugh*
* a hole opens in nbaheen's glove*
*a big wave of ki comes out destroying all the robots but more come*
nbaheen: as you were saying?
vegeta: maybe he wasn't kidding
goku: thats some power....

[Shane]

*Goku, Vegeta, Raditz and Gohan all go Super Saiyan*
*an army of machine monsters appear that is immune to ranged attacks like ki and guns*
Vegeta: "Great, now what?"
Goku: "I thought I beat them when I was younger! It can't be the Red Ribbon Army!"
Gohan: "I just hope it's not those androids."
Raditz: "What are you worried about?"
*Raditz fires a ki-blast at a monster but the monster absorbs it*
Vegeta: "This is really absurd!"

**CASTLE OF THE SEVEN ORBS**
Kim: "I've been detecting a lot of weird things on Earth."
Shane: "Super Saiyans."
Kim: "How'd you--"
Shane: "Super Inhuman, I can sense their energy signatures."
*Shane starts to mod his Cave Story mod*
Kim: "Where are the zombie-things, anyway?"

[nbaheen]

nbaheen: i thought you saiyans knew how to fight with your hands...these robots are not anything you have seen before
*nbaheen turns his glove into a sword and starts to cut the robots*
Vegeta: how did his glove turn into a sword?
nbaheen(while cut the robots): its made of a incredibly rare and powerful material

[Bla bla bla 44]

Me: The robots sux. *Blows up a robot.
Piccolo: Nice moves!
Me: Well i AM you! You know!
Piccolo: Right... right... i can't get used to that.