The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

???: "Here's your lousy popcorn!*
*throws a bucket full of popcorn against Bla bla bla 44's head*
Shane: "Rudeness. Won't it stop?"
*Shane smiles*
Shane: "NEW PAGE!"
*Shane starts to hum the South African National Anthem*

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kushagra: Why are you humming?
Shane: So I don't get bored, duh!
Kushagra: Well mysterious dude and Shane, Here take these swords and fight.
*??? gets wooden sword!*
*Shane gets Eagle guitar sword!*
???: No fair! How come he gets the awesome sword?!?!?!
Kushagra: Well judging by your power level, You guys match up with the swords.

Swords:

Wooden sword (Click to View)

Eagle guitar sword (Click to View)

[Shane]

*Shane throws sword to the mysterious assassin*
Shane: "Try taking me on with two swords!"
???: "No problem. Thanks."
*??? attacks Shane with an upward attack but Shane rolls backwards*
*??? attacks Shane with an overhead attack but Shane leaps to the left*
Shane: "Missed!"
*??? throws both swords at Shane*
???: "Take this!"
Shane: "Won't hit."
*Shane leaps to the right again, and uses telekinesis to move the swords back to ???*
???: "Thanks."
*??? attempts a combo*
Shane: "Double Frozenken!"
*Shane fires two ice beams at ???, who blocks it*
Shane: "Hey, what do you guys rate this battle so far?"

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kushagra: I'd give these ratings:
Shane: 943963437987/5
???: -3/5
Kushagra: Because the unknown dude just missed like over a billion times.

[nbaheen]

*nbaheen continues to fly deeper into the cave*
*after a while of defeating random guards and moving deeper*
*nbaheen reaches a room*
*a rock monster appears*
rock monstertop for you shall go now further
nbaheen: another guard?... get out of my way before i destroy you
rock monster:you can't destroy me Human
*nbaheen creates a mana ball which destroys the monster*
nbaheen: now to get what i have been looking for
*nbaheen enters the room and opens a chest which is in the room*
*small chibi human with different cloths such as robes,armor etc. appear*
nbaheen: great...lets goo..wait you guys need names...how about i call you guys by what you are like mage,wizard,fighter?
chibi human...things:fine
nbaheen: great Archmage do you know a teleportation spell
Archmage: of course i do
nbaheen: OK then teleport us to where 44 and Shane are
Archmage: as you wish master,but may we go to our world? you can summon us any time from your laptop device or glove
nbaheen: sure just teleport me to Shane and 44
archmage:done
*nbaheen and his pets(yes they are my pets) disappears*
*nbaheen appears next to 44*
nbaheen hey guys i am back and who on earth is that guy whose fighting Shane

[Shane]

???: "I'm not a guy, I'm a gal."
*??? stabs Shane in the head and in the torso, but Shane disappears*
???: "What the heck?"
Shane: "FROZENKEN!"
*??? turns around*
???: "Oh -" *uses the s-word*
*Shane fires an Ice Beam from behind, freezing her swords*
Shane: "Try hitting me now!"
???: "I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!"
*??? hits Shane with the swords but because it's ice, Shane absorbs them*
Shane: "Heh. Nice try."
???: "Damn. Forgot you could do that..."
Shane: "What do you guys think now? Rate this rate this rate this!"
???: "Fine, rate it all you want, but I'll kill you anyway, Shane Neumann!"


[offtopic]
12:12 = nbaheen's post...
That's a coincedence. One of my posts on another forum was 13:13.
Wonder where 14:14 will be
[/offtopic]

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:right sorry miss what ever your name is and nice Shane 10/10 anyway do you mysterious people have a goal,are you gonna start a war,and why do you all attack shane?

[offtopic]
Shane you miss read it its 10:12 not 12:12
[/offtopic]

[Shane]

???: "I'm under orders to kill Shane. If I don't then the people who ordered me to kill him will kill my youngest sister."
Shane: "Oh, really?"
???: "And they're spying on us to make certain that I do the job correctly."
*Shane looks at his manacle*
Shane: "Because of this thing?"
???: "That and they hate Super Inhumans."
*Shane attempts to transform into a Super Inhuman, but instead of a green aura, he gets a blue one*
???: "That's not Super Inhuman form..."
HI Shane: "Wonder what it is..."
*??? tries to stab Shane in the back with a poisoned dagger but Shane leaps upwards in a millisecond*
???(B): "That's HYPER INHUMAN FORM! But how?"
???(C): "Damn, we're not able to kill him like that. But we can kill his friends!"
???(D): "Come on and kill these stupid fools, friends of the Draconian Assassins!"
*1 trillion assassins appear*
HI Shane: "Surely not..."
*Shane's aura becomes yellow*
???(B): "He just managed to combine Super and Hyper Inhuman forms..."
???: "If you think I'll kill him, I refuse to. I don't give a damn anymore."
???(C): "What's gotten into you, K-- Princess of Draconia?"
???(D): "You were eager to kill him before."
SHI Shane: "You called my friends stupid fools. MA-"
*Shane raises his hands above his head*
SHI Shane: "SEN-"
*An energy ball appears in Shane's hands*
SHI Shane: "KO-"
???: "What the..."
SHI Shane: "HA!"
*Shane fires a barrage of energy balls at the assassins who simply teleport around to dodge*
???: "Nice one..."


[offtopic]
Didn't miss read, that's because my time zone says 12:12 and not 10:12.
[/offtopic]

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:1 trillion assassins...
* nbaheen touches his glove and his pet archmage,specialist wizards(wizards who are specialists in an element), fighter and archer appear*
nbaheen: boys lets show the assassins what we got
chibi pets:ya!
*nbaheen turns his glove into a sword and starts to attack the assassins*
*the archmage and specialists starts to cast spell and destroy the asssassins while the fighter attacks them and the archer shoots them*
nbaheen:Shane leave the assassins to us you just focus on your battle
[offtopic]
oh OK,it says 10:12 in my timezone
[/offtopic]

[Shane]

??? (B): "That's just 1% of our army."
???: "That's true. And I quit."
??? (C): "You can't just quit!"
??? (D): "You'll have to earn it!"
*??? removes her gas mask and throws it to the ground*
Shane: "What in blooming blue blazes in the shape of a blue ghostly sky dragon!? Kim!?"
Kim / ???: "Yep, it's me, alright."
*Kim holds her hand in front of her, palm facing an assassin*
Kim: "PYROKEN!"
*Kim fires a beam of fire, killing the assassin*
Shane: "Okay, that's new."
Kim: "That's what happens when I get kidnapped somehow."