The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kushagra (in a low voice): My last 2 friends were killed by some guys that looked like Shane and Kim, although they were evil and twice as powerful. I will stay like this until I get my revenge.
Shane: Who were your friends anyway? Oh and those two must have been our evil counterparts Wayne Jakobus Michael and Kimberley Ingrid Meanae.
Kushagra: There names were Titus and Sparrow. Titus had incredible strength and he could make beam spikes from his shoulders and knees. He could also make Beam Lariats on his wrists. Sparrow was his total opposite. She was fast and agile and had one weapon called the Shiguru blade. It cuts through anything.

[Shane]

Shane: "Just one major problem. If Wayne Jakobus Michael dies, I die. If I die, Kim dies. If Kimberley Ingrid Meanae dies, Kim dies. If she dies, I die. Such is the curse of the first two Super Inhumans."
*Shane goes to open a window, and finds a giant eyeball staring at him!*
Shane: "What the?"
*The eyeball flies away*
Shane: "Looks like this is combat time!"
*Shane leaps out the window, and finds an army of the eyeballs flying towards a cave*
Shane: "Guess that's where they've gone."
*Shane leaps in through the window and runs to a door. He knocks on Kim's room's door*
Shane: "Kim, we've got a problem."
*Shane opens the door and finds an eyeball above Kim's head. Kim is entirely unconscious*
Shane: "What the? Am I dealing with the Eye of Valmar here?"
*The eyeball flies out the window*
Shane: "Damn it! I've got to do something!"
*Shane runs to nbaheen and Kushagra*
Shane: "There are eyeball monsters attacking. One of them stole Kim's soul or something, I dunno, she's so unconscious she can't even wake up."
nbaheen: "What?!"
Shane: "If anyone remains in that state for too long, they'll die. I have a suspicion that it could be the Eye of Valmar doing this, but I don't know... I mean, that thing is in a video game!"

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:i still don't get why so many things appear here happen to also be in video games anyway lead the way Shane

[Shane]

Shane: "I dunno if you're coming, Kushagra, but if you aren't, then I'm saying this: the monsters are in the northern caverns."
*Shane and nbaheen rush to the cavern entrance which is filled with monsters.*
nbaheen: "This is going to be a piece of cake."
Shane: "I don't see any cake."
nbaheen: "Not literally a piece of cake!"
Shane: "Oh."
*nbaheen and Shane attack the monsters, Shane throwing them with cookies*
nbaheen: "Why are you throwing cookies at them?"
Shane: "I dunno, I'm just trying to improve my throwing skill--"
*a cookie hits nbaheen in the head*
Shane: "Sorry!"

[chonkasaurusbotato]

*Kushagra appears in northern caverns*
Kushagra: Dark Impulse!
*1 million of the eyeball dudes die*
*Kushagra sees Shane's cookies on the floor*
*Kushagra turns normal and starts eating them*
Kushagra: As long as I have something to eat, I will stay normal.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:K,Shane why didn't you use something stronger insisted of cookies to hit these things
N2:i wonder why the friend of yours
N3:yours?
N2:i have no friends
N3:ya right!
N2:i don't!
N3:you can't say that we are friends
n1top arguing like 5 year old kids

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kushagra: Shouldn't we move on? And Shane, do you have vanilla cupcakes without icing?

[Shane]

*Shane throws a cookie against Kushagra's head*
*Kushagra devours the cookie as if it was his last meal*
Shane: "Guess I'm going to unleash my maximum power."
*Shane starts to glow green*
Shane: "I am the bane of evil! I am ally to truth! Ally to justice!"
*Shane's green glow intensifies*
Shane: "YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!"
*Shane disappears and destroys the monsters*
*Weird orbs fall out of the monsters*
*nbaheen and Shane and Kushagra assimilate them*
Shane: "You wanted some vanilla icing-less cupcakes?"
*Shane snaps his fingers and a giant vanilla cupcake appears in front of Kushagra. There is no icing.*
Shane: "There you go."

[chonkasaurusbotato]

*Kushagra eats it all up like it was the best thing in the world*
Kushagra: Thanks Shane. I should stay normal for about 5 days, 12 hours, 42 minutes, 29 seconds and 4389 milliseconds. After that I'll turn back into "Dark Sacrificed Form".

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:what on Earth is Dark Sacrificed Form?anyway i think we should go now