The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kushagra: This is a story? That is bad.
*Kushagra uses Conquest slash*
*He destroys 3333333 UFOs*
Kushagra: YEAH!

[Shane]

Shane: "HEY! NARRATOR!"
Narrator: "What?"
Kim: "Bet you didn't know a secret Shane and I have!"
Narrator: "Are you-- That can't be right, Shane said he'd rather be alone than--"
Kim: "What are you talking about?"
Shane: "I think I know. But nope, that's not it!"
Shane and Kim both transform into Super Inhuman 5 forms without destroying Earth.
Narrator: "Oh darn--"
The duo disappear.
nbaheen: "Where are they?"
A man falls out of the sky and lands on the ground. Shane and Kim then appear.
Kushagra: "There's your answer."
Shane: "I hate narrators."
Kim: "So do I. One dead narrator lying here..."
Shane: "FROZEN--"
Kim: "PYRO--"
Shane & Kim: "--KEN!"
Shane and Kim fire beams of ice and fire respectively, and disables the remaining UFOs, causing them to fall to the ground. The Glorphians jump out with weapons and attack, but their weapons break on contact with Shane and Kim.
Shane: "You guys handle them."
Kim: "We'll just soak up the damage and obliterate them if they are annoying too much."
Deno: "Guys! Stop! Can't you see that the Earthlings are good people?"
Glorphian: "Traitor! GET 'IM!"
Deno summons an axe.
Deno: "You asked for it."
Deno attacks the Glorphian as though he was LouisEX from Little Fighter 2! The Glorphian is sent flying before Deno fires an energy beam at him, destroying him.
Deno: "HERE GOES A BIG FINISH! BIG BANG BLAST!"
He fires a massive ball of energy that hits a single Glorphian. It then proceeds to explode, blowing a huge group of Glorphians up into smithereens.
Shane: "Look at that."
Kim: "Wow. He should become an ally."

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kushagra: True.
*A Glorphian tries to attack Kush*
Kush: Hmm! Drakenfangs Crusher!
*Every enemy in 100 km is obliterated*
Kush: That's gain!

[Shane]

Shane: "Hey, stop using my catch phrase! Well, any of them."
Kim: "'That's gain,' 'I'm bored,' and any others?"
Shane: "I think so."
Shane and Kim annihilate a large UFO headed to them.
Kim: "Wow. Two catch phrases. I have none."

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kushagra: Well I have no catch phrase. And this narrator is going to be blown in half.
*Kush summons the Blood Scythe and cuts the narrator in half*
Kushagra: That's Double Gain!

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:guys can we concentrate more in destroying these thing and less in catch phrases
nbaheen makes another tornado near the UFOs but then puts it on fire burning everything near it

[Shane]

Kim: "ACIDIC BUBBLE!"
Massive green bubbles appear from Kim's hand and floats to the UFOs, melting them because of being made of acid and not water.
Shane: "GLACIATE!"
A mist surrounds the UFOs, slowing them down enough for nbaheen's tornado to destroy it.
Deno: "Pyro Wave!"
Deno swings his axe wildly, causing a wave of fire to appear and strike the Glorphians that are on the ground.
Kushagra: "This is easy!"
nbaheen: "Don't tempt fate or... whatever."
Massive battle robots appear.
Shane: "Too late!"
Kim: "We'll just have to handle them too."
Deno: "No joke. But those robots can be destroyed from the inside only..."

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: Inside huh? I'll fry their circuit boards!
Deno: This can't be good.
*Kush uses De-electrify! All battle robots blow up!*

[nbaheen]

more robots appear
nbaheen takes out his mobile
Kim:nice phone,but we are in the middle of a war here!
suddenly robots start to attack each other or blow up by themselves
nbaheen:hacked them
Kim:i thought i was good at hacking things

ninja'd yet again

[Shane]

Even more robots appear, but they explode instantly.
Kim: "Oh wait, I am good at hacking things. Although now it's with my mind..."
Shane: "What? No wonder my forums had smilies that I didn't put there!"
So many more robots appear, but they start attacking the UFOs.