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What you forgot was that the F-14 was still in the air, and when you jumped of the airplane you fell... and you forgot to take a parachute with you. And don't forget, your Myself was killed by Strike, your Me was exterminated by my humble self, and the I just jumped off the plane and broke his neck. Now, the game field is completely empty. What can we do now? I know...
F7!!!
A new game just started, and I have the great honor to use the first move. I step on the next poster's foot.
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I just press DEFEND and use a fireball on the next poster.
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I draw a blue lightsaber, block the fireball and send it back at snow, and commence a 200-hit combo on the next poster, which also hits the one after him, and the next one, and the next...
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Just before you should draw your lightsaber, I replaced it with some flowers, so when you tried to block the fireball, you just fell to the ground. While on the ground, you can't commit combos, right?
after that I throw a milk potion on the next poster (maybe unwise)
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OOOooooh, yes, very stupid... at least for ya'll... not for me... I drink it... I feel strong!!!!!
With my full power I throw the milk against the next poster's head, and the bottle breaks, and glass splatters all over his face......
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I clone myself (lucky there), so you hit the clone instead of me
I grab the next poster and begin to punch him in the face
I did this to you for obvious reasons. You have just wasted a lot of time. Congratulations.
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make cave for bear?
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Luckily, i have an iron mask on my face, so you just hurt your hand.
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...what he didn't have was a helmet that'd cover his entire head against damage, he just possessed a face mask. Seeing this oppotunity, Blue Phoenix slowly approaches the two Swedishs...
Nobody sees him while he is coming nearer and nearer. Blue Phoenix can see every action these two people do while he himself stays hidden in the darkness of the sun (huh?). He can see that snorsorbet threw sirfrog to the ground to do something against the pain in his hand that he received by hitting sirfrog's iron mask. Sirfrog, however, stood up again, ready to start an offensive against snorsorbet. But not, if there is the uber-mod called Blue Phoenix in the game...
Blue Phoenix jumps out of the darkness and Roundhouse-kicks snorsorbet at his hand that already hurt from hitting the iron mask. sirfrog, astonished and scared at the same time, cannot think whether he should escape or watch Blue Phoenix beating up snorsorbet. "You should've escaped when you had the chance," Blue Phoenix told sirfrog, "Now, get ready to feel the pain..."
And with these words, Blue Phoenix threw a kill-cookie at sirfrog that directly landed in his mouth. Immediately after this happened, sirfrog fell into unconsciousness.
Is the battle over?
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Ouch! I need bandage! I run away to get some bandage... I see some pieces of sirfrog fly away allover the place... I pick some bandage up and uses it. Blue Phoenix is aproaching quickly, my time is over I think. Then, suddenly, I jump out off the way, puts my leg in front off Plue Phoenix' legs so that he falls and junps up on his back. I pick up two identical cookies from my pocket. Dammit! One of 'em is the killer cookie (the icy one)! And I'm hungry! Then, I got an idea! I could eat both cookies at the same time, so that I'm sure that I get the non-ice cookie. I eat the them. Mmmm jummy... Nothing happens. I must have picked from the wrong pocket! Meanwhile, Blue Phoenix has picked up a fire cannon, and when I pick up the cookies from the other pocket, he fires at me. BOOM!! and I'm down
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Sirfrog is down on the count, but with all the racket around him, he could not sleep. "Shut up!" he shouted, but Blue Phoenix didn´t care and fired his very noisy fire cannon on snorsorbet anyway. Sirfrog thought "I have to end this if i wanna sleep," so he stood up and fired a death ray against snorsorbet and then he threw an explosive herring against Blue Phoenix. The death ray completeli desintegrated snorsorbet and the explosive herring exploded in a big BANG when it touched Blue Phoenix.
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