The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[nbaheen]

nbaheen casts sleep on kim
kim and shane fall asleep
nbaheen sighs
nbaheen:that was close,now to cure Kim's craziness or something,now she is more annoying then ever

[Shane]

Shane and Kim disappear and reappear, both of them awake.
nbaheen: "I knew it was too good to be true..."
Kim: "Okay, that was... weird... could this be Shane's doing?"

Suddenly, a bright white light appears! A Blue Phoenix, a Reaper, an armored frog and a robed person teleports in from an unknown location.

Blue Phoenix: "Imprison them."
Reaper raises his hand and in an instant, nbaheen, Kushagra, Shaie, Deno and everyone else (except for Shane and Kim) loses consciousness and falls asleep.
Reaper: "For the harvest!"
Robed Person: "Leave their souls, Reaper. There are other souls to feast on. I still don't get how you eat souls rather than food, though."
Armored Frog: "Stop your whining."
Kim: "... Imprison us? Aren't you going to lock this thread?"
Robed Person: "Wait wait wait. What?"
Armored Frog: "... This is going to be interesting..."
Reaper: "Ah, no. We're going to use you two... TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!"
The group laughs evilly. Shane does a :P (whatever that means).
Blue Phoenix: "H-HOW DARE YOU! BAN HIM!"
Reaper: "So you don't want to take over the world?"
Blue Phoenix: "BAN HIM INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS AND FORCE HIM TO BE IMPRISONED IN THE HYPNOTIC LASER CANNON ALONG WITH HER!"
Kim: "What?!"
Shane: "They're going to use us as energy sources due to our massive energy levels."
Robed Person: "The spy told him!"
Kim: "What spy?"
Armored Frog: "Ah, good, the spy isn't here. Now, see you!"
Shane sends dust flying as he finishes his Transformation in Super Inhuman 6 form.
Blue Phoenix: "Heh. We are the most powerful members! Except for the robed guy, he used to be powerful. I'll rule the northern part of this miserably small planet. Meh. If it was large enough, then this would actually be fun."
Kim: "What."
Robed Person: "Yeah. Now I'm a Very Important Person. I will rule the south side of the world!"
Armored Frog: "Ribbit. Ribbit. I am an armored frog knight. I will rule the western part of the world! Ribbit."
Reaper: "Souls I shall harvest, feasting on them all... And the eastern side of this world is mine!"

Shane looks at the people who are unconscious.
Shane: "They'll be out cold for a week or so..."
Kim: "What?!"
In an instant, a blind flash of light and the duo lose consciousness as well...

A week passes...

nbaheen comes to first.
nbaheen: "What was that...?"
Kushagra and Shaie are next.
Kushagra: "My head hurts..."
Shaie: "So does mine... HEY! Where's Shane? And Kim?"
Deno wakes up.
Deno: "What was that...? My head hurts so much, it feels like a donkey made of concrete fell on it!"

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I'd like to see how interesting this is going to get :P

[nbaheen]

nbaheen(t):those guys looked familiar
n-evil:finally your awake
n-good:you were out cold for a week
nbaheen(t):that explains why i am so hunger

[Shane]

The locals seem to be building an altar or a statue of some sort.
nbaheen: "What's going on..."
Shaie: "... I'm hungry... And thirsty... And sick..."
Shaie crawls towards a nearby shop but gets kicked in the head.
Kushagra: "Oh no..."
Shopkeeper: "No beggars!"
Shaie: "I've... got money... Need food..."
Shaie barely manages to get her purse out, but loses consciousness when it was entirely out of her jacket's pocket.
The shopkeeper picks it up and opens it. She gasps.
Shopkeeper: "Shaie Neumann. I've heard of you. Too bad you can't do a thing to end this chaos..."
The shopkeeper beckons to Deno, nbaheen and Kushagra to come into the shop. They do so. Then the door gets locked.

Shopkeeper: "The name is Kay. I am Shaie's older sister."
Deno: "Thus, you are also Shane's sister."
Kay: "Who's Shane?"
Kushagra: "Never mind that."
nbaheen: "So what has happened in the past seven days?"
Kay: "Chaos. The entire planet has been hypnotised to obey four people. Blue Phoenix, a literal blue phoenix, Reaper, a guy with a black robe and scythe, Bamboori, a robed guy who rarely removes it, and SirFrog, an armoured, well, frog."
Kushagra: "Aren't those members of Little Fighter Empire?"
Kay: "Yeah, but they wanted to take over the world. Playing Little Fighter 2 is mandatory. Anyone who doesn't play it gets jailed until they play it."
nbaheen: "What has this world come to?"
Kay: "Who knows? Anyway, you four were unaffected because you were unconscious already. I was unaffected because I wore a gas mask. Pretty weird how I am the only one here who was unaffected while I was awake. Anyway, the locals are building a shrine to Blue Phoenix."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen(t):interesting,so all i have to do is bring their empire down without harming them
n-evil:why not harm them
nbaheen(t):they seem interesting to me,and i can't harm them because of the rules and all

[Shane]

Kay: "Easier said than done. They are watching everything, but I'm enough of an illusionist to trick them into thinking that I'm telling you my life story. Besides, I spied on them, but was too late to stop it."
Shaie stirs.
nbaheen: "... She's coming to."
Shaie: "Wha..."
Kay: "Eat your breakfast, it's getting cold."
Shaie starts devouring the breakfast.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:...i feel so hunger,funny how i survive an entire week without food
n-evil:thats because we made your body absorb some energy from the nature,but it was unbelievable hard
nbaheen(t):you two managed to access my powers,thats impressive
nbaheen:and i think Kim is not crazy anymore
Kim:I WAS NEVER CRAZY!

[Shane]

Deno: "Wow, I see you have a voice in your head."
Kay: "Huh?"
Deno: "nbaheen and I could hear Kim shouting that she was never crazy."
nbaheen: "How did you--"
Kay: "H-how? Kim and Shane... They're not here! They were taken by Blue Phoenix's group to power up that hypnotism device! And that is on a planet without oxygen, but Shane and Kim both are still alive otherwise the universe would have ended... so there must be some hidden base."
nbaheen: "How did you know that I heard Kim shouting?"
Deno: "Fourth Wall Reading. It's a curse, really, I was born with an ability that I find useless. Worst, I can only use it in the morning, so..."
Shaie finished eating.
Shaie: "That was delicious! More please!"
Kay: "Seriously, sis, you have the appetite of, like, five Saiyans!"
Shaie stares at Kay.
Shaie: "Sis?"
Kay: "Oh, right, forgot that I cut my hair shorter. Had to do it, otherwise I'd be dead now."
Shaie: "K-Kay?"
Kay: "That's me."
Shaie: "... You really are unknown to me."
Kay: "Due to the short hair, I know. Blue Phoenix's group saw me when I spied on them."
Shaie: "Oh..."
Kay casts a spell and more food appears. Shaie continues eating.
Deno: "The appetite of five Saiyans?! Thank goodness I'm already married..."
Kay and Shaie stare at him.
Deno: "What? Before Glorphians invaded Earth, I used to be the best chef at Glorphia. And a Saiyan's appetite is ginormous."
Shaie continues eating.
Kay: "... Chef, huh?"

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:talk about a weird conversation,
n-evil:tell me about it
n-good:hey what about our house?
nbaheen(t): oh yeah,its probably fine,i have given Alpha access to most of my weapons for protection,and his A.I. is good enough to stop and protect any attack thats made on him or the house

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: I am not hungry, and I am going outside.
Kay: You will just be under control of Blue Phoenix.
Kush: He can make me unconcious, make me bleed like a volcano, even kill me, but I will stay under control as my soul has only thoughts of despair. Playing LF2 won't mean a thing to me, I will just walk up to them and say that they are people who have no sense.
*Kush disappears*
Kay: This will not be pretty...

Meanwhile,
????????: I see, you have come.
Kush: May you fall.... DAGGERON!