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Chuck Norris jokes
#71
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Chuck Norris can print out documents without ink and toner.
Escape is a two-syllable word that grants temporary peace in the present to a future victim.
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chuck norris lives in a hotel.Every day he drinks coffee.all what is left from it goes to tattoo shops.
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Chuck Norris -- OW!!!
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Chuck Norris = lots of dead bodies and blood
If at first you don't succeed, you're probably not going skydiving again.
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three kids fighted about whose dog is fastest
first one says: my dog is faster than a speedboat
second: LoL! my dog runs faster than a racing car.
third: HA! my dog runs even faster than chuck norris.
first and second: ooo...
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The only word that rhymes with Chuck Norris is Roundhouse Kick...
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Chuck Norris is a BIG FAT---AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!
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Chuck Norris sneezed and uranus became tipped
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chuck runs out of enemies.He dies to heart attack.When he is at heaven, he roundhouse kickes god.God gets angry and turns to chuck norris.two roundhouse kicks hit eachother. all planets are destroyed.Only ones alive is Chuck Norris and God in shape of Chuck Norris.
Massive fight begins.First Chuck throws piece of pluto to God, it doesn't hit him.
God shoots Chuck with pieces of Mars.
Chuck kicks pieces to Gods gun.It Explodes to his face.God is killed.
Chuck creates all planets again and takes place of god.
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