The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[Shane]

Keira: "... Well, Blue Phoenix, Bamboori, Reaper and Sir Frog decided that their HQ should be on Titan, so it is. They managed to create a barrier around it that supplies oxygen, so we're safe for now. I teleported us here after that conversation, remember? When you asked me to take you back, I took you closer to Shane and Kim instead, so that they can be saved, and so that you can stop the four foes that has the world under their control."
Ella: "What. I didn't follow."

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: Are you guys ignoring me?
Everyone else: Hey, where were you?
Kush: I was playing Castle Crashers while you guys just did some random stuff.
*Daggeron appears*
Daggeron: Did you say Castle Crashers? I call Red Lightning Knight!
Kush: I call Blue Ice Knight. Does anyone else want to play on my infinity player PlayStation3?
Everyone: ME!

An hour later......
Kush: Oh great, not the giant Black Blob guy.
Daggeron: I have a bomb. I'll throw it at him.
Keira: But we can't attack him. How do you expect us to destroy him?
Kush: We can't, but we can always ride the deer(which poop when they run) to escape. Avoid the walls and jump over the logs. And we will go under water.

[Shane]

Keira: "Hey, uh, shouldn't we go save Shane and Kim before they get killed from the torture that Blue Phoenix's group is putting them?"
*crickets chirping*
Keira: "Hello?"
*crickets chirping*
Keira: "... Fine, I guess I will do it on my own and fail miserably, ending the life of all of Sylraphia somehow, no idea how that is possible..."

Meanwhile...
Monsters attack Earth!
Shaie: "Oh, damn, this is bad!"
Kay: "Let's take them all on and do some good."
Deno: "You said it!"
Shaie, Kay and Deno start to attack the monsters that are attacking Earth...

[nbaheen]

nbaheen: oh,OK,can we just go and defeat these guys?
a draconian appears looking outside
mysterious draconian:wonder if i found the right pla....titan?i was going to go to earth not titan!i really need to increase my skills in energy tracking
nbaheen:ah,what are you doing here?
mysterious draconian(someone please give him a name): hey nbaheen!,guess i was right,i heard about those guys and thought i should give you a hand,but what on draconia are you doing on titan
nbaheen:thanks,i was chasing those guys that took over my planet
kush:whose is he,nbaheen
nbaheen:he is draconia's guardian
ella:draconia had a guardian?!
nbaheen:eh,yeah,every planet has one,but they order is secret,i met him when i was fixing some....things that were disturbing the balance of good and evil

[Shane]

Ella: "So who are you?"
Mysterious Draconian: "Who am I? I am... Jonathan! Or John, for short."
A cloud of icy mist appears, and a pillar of light appears as well. Then a girl walks out of it.
????: "Glad to see someone's trying to save my sister-in-law."
Ella: "Sister-in-law? Wait, you mean you're related to Kim?"
????: "Yep! Name's Sjane. Married to her brother Seth five or six or seven years ago. And I'm more powerful than the average Draconian, even if I'm part human, part Inhuman and part goddess..."
Keira: "... Whatever."

[offtopic]
I ninja'd you, nbaheen :/
Sorry.
[/offtopic]

[nbaheen]

n-evil:i was hoping she wouldn't appear in this timeline
nbaheen:...
john:...what?
nbaheen: so,about that whole completely illogical things that are happening and my vacation and those m-i mean those guys who have taken over my planet
Sjane: how dare he ignored and acted as if i was never here!!

[Electric2Shock]

I just ripped the spine out of a contender.

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[Shane]

Meanwhile...
A ninja appeared at nbaheen's group! Then...
Ninja: "Huh?"
He looks up and gets electrocuted. The text "electrocuted by Electric Shock's fatality" appears.
Sjane: "That was weird."
Ella: "Yeah..."
Another ninja appears. Sjane fires a bolt of light at him, blinding him.
Ninja: "AAH! I CAN'T SEE!"
Sjane: "Silence."
She fires a bolt of ice at him, freezing him.
Ella: "Thanks. He was annoying me."
Keira: "And me. And the rest of us as well. Let's find that frog guy!"

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:more illogical things,lets just go
another ninja appears
ninja says some japanese words
nbaheen:go away
ninja disappears
Sjane:what happened to the ninja
nbaheen:i sent him back the wherever he came from,now lets go

[Shane]

Another ninja drops out of the ceiling.
Keira: "Wait, WHAT IN BLAZES IS GOING ON!?"
The ninja explodes into blood.
Ella: "Did you just shout him to death?"
Keira: "... I guess I did. Where's the pizza?"
Most of the group face fault*.
Ella: "... You're not serious..."
Everyone slowly gets up...
Sjane: "I guess nbaheen's not the only one who needs a vacation..."
Keira: "... What's a vacation?"
... and face fault again.
nbaheen: "Can we just go?"
Keira: "No, just have to check something..."
Keira looks at the ceiling where the ninja dropped out of. Then she fires a beam of fire at it, causing an explosion.
Keira: "That thing created ninjas! What the absolute <censored> is going on? And where'd that sound come from?"
Sjane: "I hate swear words. Those send me into a rage. Which usually results in the destruction of whoever used such a word. CAN WE GO NOW?"
Keira: "Yeah, I guess we can."

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When shocked or surprised, often by an absurdity or non sequitur, the listener may fall over onto his face, his limbs in a twisted mass above him. In its typical form, the character in question has just heard someone else say something so incredibly stupid that it, quite literally, floors them.