The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:...lets go
the group starts to move

[Shane]

Loudspeaker: "WARNING! WARNING! HOSTILE THREAT DETECTED!"
Keira: "... Us?"
Unknown Voice: "SURRENDER TO US, FOOLS!"
Ella: "It sounded like robots!"
Keira: "An alien invasion?!"
Voice: "Things really is going hectic around here. I guess I need a holiday..."
Someone walks around the corner and spots the group.
Man: "Oh, what, intruders? Awww, great, I have to handle you guys? ... I'm too lazy to do anything to you guys right now, so I guess I'll go drink some coffee and kill myself afterwards..."
The man walks past the group.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:lets continue moving
Kiera:what about that guy
nbaheen:he seems harmless

[Shane]

A massive explosion can be heard.
Ella: "He really killed himself, didn't he?"
The man runs past.
Man: "THE GLORPHIANS ARE COMING!"
nbaheen: "Not them again!"
Keira: "First they invade Earth, now they invade Titan? What's wrong with those guys?"

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:and they are here in a time like this,besides,what can they possibly hope to gain from conquering titan?
John:that's a good question,but these are glorphians!this things don't know anything at all!
nbaheen:i still don't know why you draconains hate glorphians,and what was the cause of the war between you too

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: Why are you ignoring me?
*The group looks at Kush*
Kush: I have been standing here waiting for 42 minutes and 23 seconds, and you ignore me for the random stuff.
*Kush snaps his fingers*
*The Glorphians get vaccumed by a blackhole*
Kush: Happy?

[nbaheen]

nbaheen makes a little gesture with his hand and the black hole disappears
nbaheen:you should be more careful when creating black holes,they are dangerous little things
n-evil:LITTLE!?
nbaheen:either way,we weren't ignoring you,you seem to suddenly stop talking
everyone continues to move

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: Lets go deal with Sirfrog now. I am getting bored.

[nbaheen]

the group continues to move

[Shane]

Voice: "YOU INSIGNIFICANT IMBECILE!"
As the group look into the room, they can see a funny-looking man.
Blue Hedgehog: "Sorry, Robotnik, no chance!"
The hedgehog speeds away.
Robotnik: "I! HATE! THAT! HEDGEHOG!"
nbaheen: "Why are cartoon characters here?"
Keira: "I dunno. It's boring."