The Battle: Phoenix Revival Quest

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:what is Shane doing in a giant machine
everyone stares at nbaheen
nbaheen:what? stupid question?
man:yes a very stupid question
nbaheen:...who are you,i don't suppose your name is freeza or vegeta or something like that

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keira:let me guess what your planning to do,nbaheen
nbaheen:what?
keira:another kim is crazy joke,right?
nbaheen:well,yes,except i ain't planning to say it myself
keira:wha...wait
KIM:FOR THE LAST TIME,I-AM-NOT-CRAZY!!!
keira:i thought she only said that when nbaheen made the joke,seriously though,who does she know we are making fun of her
KIM:I AM NOT CRAZY,I AM GOING TO REPORT ALL OF YOU TO AN ADMIN IF YOU DON'T STOP CALLING ME CAZY!
nbaheen:i love these jokes

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush:
Daggeron:
Kim: Why are you two facefaulting like crazy?
Kush: 5 Years ago you guys were like the master monster fighters. Now you are stuck to a very stupid machine that will overload until the pepurty of the universe is shattered, which will cause nothing but WJM and Kimberley Ingrid Meanae to fuse with your nobodies causing utter destruction of the nothing-universe.
*Everybody stares at Kush*
Kush: Did I say something?
*Crickets chirping*
Kush: Are you guys deaf? Hello?
*Crickets Chirping*
Kush: Fine, now you can't stop me from destroying the universe by killing Shane
Everybody: NO!
Kush: Finally you spoke. I hate long pauses.

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:well,might as well break this machine
nbaheen points at it with his hand
Keira:WAIT!
nbaheen:what?
Keira:Shane is inside that thing and he is in his super inhuman 5 form
nbaheen:...so?let me guess another the entire universe will blow up because of something?
keira:YES!
nbaheen stares for a few seconds
nbaheen:...oh well
nbaheen closes his hand and the machine expands until it makes a hole
nbaheen quickly runs and covers the hole with his glove
nbaheen:this should get rid of the energy Shane and kim created
Keira:you know you could have blown the-
nbaheen:yeah,yeah,yeah,the universe is not that easily blown up if it was it would have been blown up after my fission and fusion happened

[Shane]

Shane: "Hey, I was trying to overload it to get free! That thing caused the people of Earth to be hypnotised!"
Kim: "Yeah... Where's our captors?"
Keira: "All dead."
Shane: "What?"
Kim: "Well, I was telling the truth, those guys are... well, were staff members of the Little Fighter Empire forums... Where are their corpses?"
nbaheen: "What do you want to do with that?"
Kim: "Find out what led to them capturing us..."
Keira: "Uhhh, I may have destroyed one or two of them by accident when I erased Ginyu from existence."
Shane: "Ginyu?"
Daggeron: "Long story."
Kushagra: "... So what about the machine?"
Shane: "Well, because nbaheen got rid of the energy I created in an attempt to overload this thing and cause it to explode, I'll have to charge up my energy level again, and that means that Kim will have to as well."
Kim: "Are you out of your mind? I don't want to transform..."
Shane: "We both did, actually, because of those guys we're both 16 again, and not 21."
Kim: "What? Where's a mirror?"
The man conjures a giant mirror and Kim gasps.
Kim: "No way! But how!?"
Shane: "No idea..."
The mirror disappears.
Man: "I'm Jérèmy, a Ciraian deity. I'm actually trying to find Robyn Black, she's been missing for five years now..."
nbaheen: "Oh really..."
Jérèmy: "Yeah. Shane and Kim are legends on Cirai, so I figured, why not ask two Super Inhuman 5s to help out?"
Shane: "Well, I just need to overload this machine--"
The machine turns into dust and Shane and Kim fall to the floor.
Kim: "No need to..."
Shane: "Who?"
Keira: "That was me."

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Jérèmy: his name is spelled like that, similar to the Battle at the SCS Forums.
é = alt + numpad 130
è = alt + numpad 138
That's just for those who want to spell his name correctly. I think that's how it's spelled in France, but I'm not certain because I'm not French, I'm South African...

[nbaheen]

nbaheen: so,is this whole thing over?cuz i am planning to go to earth,and then on a vacation
Shane:this thing is blown up so yeah

[Shane]

Shane: "Anyway, take a vacation, you'll probably need it after all the illogical things that has happened..."
nbaheen: "How do you know--"
Kim: "The staff of the Little Fighter Empire forums kidnapping Shane and me and using us as batteries for a machine that hypnotized the entire Earth? That's illogical."
Shane: "Kim and I will help Jérèmy find this Robyn person."
Kim: "Yeah."

[nbaheen]

nbaheen:fine
nbaheen disappears
nbaheen appears in his own world
nbaheen:finally!
nbaheen flies
nbaheen:i should keep an eye on the real universe
nbaheen creates a portal like structure in the sky which shows where their is danger or problems in the universe
n-evil:finally something natural,ignoring the giant hole which is showing the where we are needed
an area grows lots of grass and a river appears
nbaheen flies down and lays on the grass

[Shane]

Meanwhile, back at Titan...
Keira: "I gotta go as well, I've got my own vacation to take."
Keira disappears as well.

She appears inside a large mansion. It's not very large from outside, but going inside, it's unbelievably large. A girl is busy reading books.
Keira: "Hey, Melissa."
Melissa takes off her glasses and looks at Keira.
Melissa: "Danielle? What are you doing here?"
Keira: "I'm taking a vacation from all the illogical chaos happening. Like hearing a weird voice calling itself Domino... Wait, what? Danielle?"
Melissa: "Huh? You mean you forgot your name?"
The door opens and a young boy is standing there.
Danielle: "Huh? Who's the kid?"
Boy: "Oh, I'm Jason... I didn't know you had friends, Melissa."
Melissa: "Well, this is Danielle..."
Danielle: "Please, Keira. Much easier to remember. I guess Danielle could be my surname now."
Jason: "Oh. Anyway, dinner is ready."
Jason leaves. Melissa stands up and goes as well. Keira follows...

Meanwhile...
Shane: "Okay, so now what?"
Kim: "I dunno..."

[chonkasaurusbotato]

Kush: Let's see... How about Daggeron and I take a leave to home. We can find EXA-DB to help us stay in our fusion for as long as we like. Send us an energy burst so we can come help you. If you need to come to us these are the coordinates: X: 232 Y: 200 Z: 223
Daggeron: Sayonara!
*The duo disappear*

[nbaheen]

nbaheen looks at the oversized portal thing
nbaheen:well that leaves Shane,Kim and john
back at titan
John:i better go too
Kim:why another vacation
John:no,i should look after draconia,you never know when chaos breaks at that planet
John disappears
at nbaheen's world
nbaheen:and now its only Shane and Kim
n-evil:what are you gonna do
nbaheen:i think i should take a small nap
nbaheen falls asleep